Event Coverage What are YOU doing to get ready for the 2015 Meltdown Drags?

Wow, I am wondering if Scott is actually at a loss for words.

 

Negatory Jeph.

It's been a busy couple of days battling the ex,lawyers,less than stellar situations at work,and an unexpected rust repair situation that has set me back about a month on the car,but I'm here,and I'm just wondering.....How did you manage to snap that selfie over your shoulder,and why did you get a tattoo like that in the first place?I mean,your whole back?Usually a dude would get something with skulls and daggers or something,right...?
Odd choice of subject matter Jeffro,but whatever floats your boat...

Ps:
Is the Bloaty Floater actually gonna break out of the 12's this year,or do I just need to use 1st and 2nd gear to crush you?
Maybe try leaving on the last yellow this year,instead of letting that green bulb burn til it overheats,too.Im thinking that will positively impact your lackluster performance.
That,and chucking that foo-foo slushbox in a dumpster someplace...

 

Also,
Since you bought it,not built it,maybe you better invest in some sockets,a timing light,some jets,and all the other little stuff that will make your car run less like one of these:

And more like one of these:


Better get Koop to do the tuning though,or you will probably end up "tuning "yourself back into the 14's...!

Scott

 

62furious,you just made "the list"...lol

I don't care how much torque that big 500 inch Slopar makes,it's gonna see the infamous tail light panel at the Meltdown...


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Thought since I was on a roll,I might as well start calling EVERYONE out.....lol!

Scott

 

easy there, tiger....

 

62 is gonna get Furious, or even for that!

 

Shit I'll take a peace of that ruststang.

 

Jeff thinks the "D" & R" on his shifter means DRAG RACE..

 

Now ya Dunn it Scott, you got Mortons Mopar all riled up. The Hodge Podge Dodge is drawing a bead on yo ass!

 

I hope your taking about the Charger, cause if your talking about whipping Scott with the 409 Chimpala, I'm gonna have to put a push bar on the '56 to help you with that!

 

.., and the 1 2 3 is the count down to hitt'n the throttle after the light has turned dark green

 

Bring in on James!

I'm gonna be ready for that Charger,or the Chivvy!

Scott

 

He's gonna have to get Furious-er.....lol

 

He's gonna be drawing a bead on my ass alright....As he watches it drive away from his ol Mopar.

Scott

 

Don't make me oil up the chain on my Univega 12 speed.

 

I don't care HOW MANY casting numbers that motor has on it James,you're gonna be looking at tail lights! lol

Scott

 

I like a guy with a positive attitude.

 

I'm positively going to SNAP on the kid kicking the back of my chair in the emergency room in a second.....Like this place isn't stressful enough without this kids mouth breathing tool parents sitting there all catatonic while he lays the fucking boots to my chair.lol

 

Well I guess I had better get busy making you a trophy.

 

I deserve a trophy for not going caveman on these people.lol

My Wife is still waiting after two hours here,and I'm fresh outta patience....

Scott

 

I am sure I can find some old clutch linkage and some miss matched parts to weld together for you brother.

 

I already have all that stuff.....Its on the car,Man! lol!

Scott

 

Still waiting at the damn ER by the way....

 

Thats not good you know those hospitals have all them bad germs in them.

 

Let's have a few prayers for the wife this evening,if you please Fellas.
Her and the Wee Sprout aren't feeling very well tonight at all.We've been up here since 7:00....It's 11:00 now,and they're just starting to do some tests now

 

Prayers sent brother.

 

Prayers also (Gods Speed)

 

Prayers sent brother! Hope hospital gets things sorted out quick...! God Bless & take care of yourself too!
Jimbo...

 

Ah yes...the joys of an "X"
I thought about naming my car the "X" last year...it took all my money and still didn't cooperate.lol

 

On my knees for you all.