wondering what the best ones that any of you have heard. Im thinking about making some company tee-shirts with one on there
Hey Punk, is that your mommy's car? Old time challenge to street race. Don't laugh, your daughter might be in this car. Or subs***ute your granny if you're a grey beard, like me ha ha chili
Quote from Fred Offenhauser; "Street rods have a Chevy in front and a can of wax in the back... ....Hot Rods have a flathead in front and a box of tools in the back"
From an old Hot Rod magazine photo shoot of the old San Diego Roadster Club compe***ion '32 roadster in the early 1960's. This acronym was painted on the plate in the grille shell: W.M.B.C.S.B.W.E. Hot Rod translated it nicely for publication. I won't be so nice. We May B*tch, Cuss and Swear, But We Enter. I changed it for myself by "cleaning" it up and subs***uting a T for the last E. We May Bellyache, Curse and Swear, But We Try! Put the letters on the front of the T-shirt and the translation on the back.
"If it don't go, chrome it." "Speed kills, but what a way to go!" "Real Hot Rods Have Dropped Canvas & Raised Valves." ( Ford Ardun folks) "Lakes Pipes Save Lives." (from Ed Roth) "Slip and slide with Power Glide."
"Keep it wheel side down" " Keep it shiney side up" " That's not a burning clutch you smell, that's left over from the back seat last night" " It's sooo low the ants are scared ****less" " If it isn't loud, smell nasty,or look *****in, you won't catch me dead in it" " I didn't patch the floor boards so I could bury the gas pedal a little further" " My coupe rumbles and vibrates so much that when I rev it up my tachometer matches my girlfriends screams of pleasure" " My coupes rearend looks a hell of a lot better than your girlfriends rear end" " Man that Woody gives me a Woody" Anyway - Hope you enjoy some that I have heard and read in various publications over the years. Cob Forum Moderator
Injection is nice, but I'd rather be blown. -- Gas, gr***, or *** - no free rides. -- (for the stock Model T/A guys) It's a Rolls Canardly. Rolls down one hill and canardly get up the next. -------------------- Yes, they're all lame.
Larry, I have GOT to meet you someday. You're like the weird Uncle that my Mom wouldn't let me talk to at the family reunions 'cuz she thought he'd be a bad influence...
"that's a cool ride but your mom does that thing with her tongue,hell I don't know which one to choose?"
"If you see my car on a trailer call the cops, it's being stolen " "I got an at***ude bigger than your old ladys *** !" "D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F." does it look like I give a ****?
There's the ever popular "If I gotta explain it you wouldn't understand." "Sure there's more to life than horsepower and speed, but who cares?" "Yes, rust is a food group." "Life's too short to drive a closed car." "Fenders are for pussies." "I've lost my marbles but I know where my nuts are." "Torque Rules!!" I forgot who said it here but I like "If it ain't broke I can't afford it." "That's a cute dune buggy!"
I would like to see Hamilton or someone draw up an arm with a Hurst stick shift. Then have a saying "Rodders have bigger sticks"
How about a rear axle with some wide slicks spinning. With a saying " Stop staring at my posi rearend" (For a woman of course).
[I like some ones tag I spent my money on boose, broads, and cars the rest of my money was just wasted
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