wondering what the best ones that any of you have heard. Im thinking about making some company tee-shirts with one on there
Hey Punk, is that your mommy's car? Old time challenge to street race. Don't laugh, your daughter might be in this car. Or substitute your granny if you're a grey beard, like me ha ha chili
Quote from Fred Offenhauser; "Street rods have a Chevy in front and a can of wax in the back... ....Hot Rods have a flathead in front and a box of tools in the back"
From an old Hot Rod magazine photo shoot of the old San Diego Roadster Club competition '32 roadster in the early 1960's. This acronym was painted on the plate in the grille shell: W.M.B.C.S.B.W.E. Hot Rod translated it nicely for publication. I won't be so nice. We May B*tch, Cuss and Swear, But We Enter. I changed it for myself by "cleaning" it up and substituting a T for the last E. We May Bellyache, Curse and Swear, But We Try! Put the letters on the front of the T-shirt and the translation on the back.
"If it don't go, chrome it." "Speed kills, but what a way to go!" "Real Hot Rods Have Dropped Canvas & Raised Valves." ( Ford Ardun folks) "Lakes Pipes Save Lives." (from Ed Roth) "Slip and slide with Power Glide."
"Keep it wheel side down" " Keep it shiney side up" " That's not a burning clutch you smell, that's left over from the back seat last night" " It's sooo low the ants are scared shitless" " If it isn't loud, smell nasty,or look bitchin, you won't catch me dead in it" " I didn't patch the floor boards so I could bury the gas pedal a little further" " My coupe rumbles and vibrates so much that when I rev it up my tachometer matches my girlfriends screams of pleasure" " My coupes rearend looks a hell of a lot better than your girlfriends rear end" " Man that Woody gives me a Woody" Anyway - Hope you enjoy some that I have heard and read in various publications over the years. Cob Forum Moderator
Injection is nice, but I'd rather be blown. -- Gas, grass, or ass - no free rides. -- (for the stock Model T/A guys) It's a Rolls Canardly. Rolls down one hill and canardly get up the next. -------------------- Yes, they're all lame.
Larry, I have GOT to meet you someday. You're like the weird Uncle that my Mom wouldn't let me talk to at the family reunions 'cuz she thought he'd be a bad influence...
"that's a cool ride but your mom does that thing with her tongue,hell I don't know which one to choose?"
"If you see my car on a trailer call the cops, it's being stolen " "I got an attitude bigger than your old ladys ass !" "D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F." does it look like I give a fuck?
There's the ever popular "If I gotta explain it you wouldn't understand." "Sure there's more to life than horsepower and speed, but who cares?" "Yes, rust is a food group." "Life's too short to drive a closed car." "Fenders are for pussies." "I've lost my marbles but I know where my nuts are." "Torque Rules!!" I forgot who said it here but I like "If it ain't broke I can't afford it." "That's a cute dune buggy!"
I would like to see Hamilton or someone draw up an arm with a Hurst stick shift. Then have a saying "Rodders have bigger sticks"
How about a rear axle with some wide slicks spinning. With a saying " Stop staring at my posi rearend" (For a woman of course).
[I like some ones tag I spent my money on boose, broads, and cars the rest of my money was just wasted
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