1. (FRONT) After all else fails... (REAR) ...read the directions. 2. Fix it faster! 3. WWII Lockehead Saying:
These are some of my favorite sayings: 1. "That is slicker than Pig Shit covered with lard!" That one came from my high school auto body teacher. 2. "Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today, you may like it and want to do it again!" 3. "One, AH SHIT, wipes out all of your, Atta Boys!" Got that one from my dad.
Something I saw on a poster: "Racing a Honda is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded". Or, my personal philosophy: "idle quality is for pussies" Or, what my former employer told me: "if it flies, floats, or fucks... it's cheaper to just rent" -bill
"one good layer of bugs and tar is better'n ten coats of wax, and a lot more fun to apply!" or... "If I'd wanted only two pedals I'd have bought a f**k'in bike" or... "When you're goin' through hell stay on the throttle"
It's all show and no go. The chicks like my rod, they allso like my car. Did you paint that with a broom.
My uncle always said, "A man put it on there, a man can take it off". He was referring to rusty, too-tight bolts. Of course, he was the guy who also said (as he was tightening bolts), "Just a little more..... (tink) Damn it!!"
that thing wouldn't pull a sick whore outta bed. bruisin bugs. wouldn't turn in a 40 acre field. i'd bet there's a pinch mark in the seat now tight and a 1/16th. death wobble all the smoke leaked out of it. what don't i like about fords? dodging them. that's not a rule, that's a gray area. racin..... any other sport only takes one ball.
Some of the sayings we've thought up and put on my Wayback Garage/Flat Black Bastard shirts.....Shiny "Prep it with an axe,paint it with a broom. "shit happens,but if you look good who cares" Fuck the shine,I got no time" "automatics are for washing machines" "that thing wouldn't pull skin off rice pudding" I've got a pile more but I'm saving em for our new line of shirts coming out very soon Heres a few more I've heard over the years..... Chicks.... "shes seen more pricks then a urnal in a saloon" "shes hotter then a mexicans lunch" "aww,she smells like an anchovie farm" Roundy round sayings..... "if you can't get around him,talk him into the bushes" "if you can't get by him,go threw him" "fuck this car is pushing so bad if I went around the grandstands it might be drivable" "that things comes off the corner like clothes on a hooker" "American beer is like screwing in a canoe.....Its fucking near water!"
I like WFO. It's like WOT, but with plenty of that. Sort of like the difference between the word "naked" meaning undressed, and "nekkid", which means you're undressed and also up to something
HAHAHAHA!! Fan-fucking-tastic! That is funny as hell man! I gotta get a shirt or something with that on it.
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