Event Coverage Official 2016 Meltdown Drags Thread - What are you doing to get ready?

You feller's crack me up. Fast, cool cars and good reading entertainment.

 

I just can't believe the video of Jeff reading me a bedtime story didn't get a single "like"....You guys don't appreciate high quality entertainment.
I guess I'll have to round up some more archival footage of the Fuhrer (aka Jeff) ranting in the bunker...?

Scott

 

DO I HEAR A "DEER WHISTLE/GEAR DRIVE" COMBO PACK BROUGHT TO YOU BY JEFFCO...!
AVAILABLE AT ALL O'BILLY'S AUTO PARTS STORES?!?

 

I heard something about the mosquito farmer working with a genetic engineer to create a new strain of mosquito...they're called moscottoes! They're only attracted to dudes named Scott! Sorry Scott, just what I heard, I'm definitely not part of this dastardly plan! Might have heard that the genetic engineer is a double agent and is working on some moparitoes too! What's next, fomocoritoes???

 

Damn Jim! That had production value and everything! Ouch! I noticed you waited 'til after you had your number though...smart, very smart!

 

Putting a blower on the ol heap doesn't mean you're going to be faster ... says the guy who spent 15k to run the same times as my single carb 377 ... many many times I thought about yanking the blower, swapping in some 14-1 pistons, and a .700 lift cam with a big single carb (maybe a tunnel ram) to get back to simple and fast. 600+ hp with 120 lbs less weight on the front could be one hell of a wild ride.

I'll be sticking with the blower provided cool factor for at least one more year... Or until someone donates a 426 cross ram Hemi to the cause... (Heavy emphasis on - donate) anyone... anyone ... ???

 

Aah crap, why didn't I wait before fling'n Koop poop!?

 

Racer X is donating tuning expertise to the "Wedgamacallits" , maybe he has a spare Elephant in his Zoo?

 

Boy that would be nice
All I got is Dumbo droppings.

 

Paiteintly waiting the confirmation Email. But I am also enjoying all of this bench racing, that picture really had me laughing

 

My buddy Larry is in at 149 !!
After 4 years of supporting our cause he's committed to showing up at the dance ready to Rock n Roll... yah he has a little way to go yet...

Long wheelbase (old school) 23 T with a blown - injected alky burning 383 sbc.
Hoping to cert to 7.50

Should be fun !! He was smart enough to build it way to narrow for my fat ass. That should keep it in one piece a lot longer. Looking forward to my debut as his BUG. (Back up Guy)... does that make me eligible for the BUG contest ??

 

Big Slim......LMFAO......WOW......you are truly waiting in the corner with that nasty left hook.....BOOM out of no where! I actually laughed out loud on that one!

 

I dunno, that sounds pretty high tech, coming from the White Hat Mopar Militia. (but maybe they got a consultant.)

Here is the recipe that I heard.

5 gal horse compost, 5 gal water, 1 gal captive mosquitos

Mix and pour in the shaker trunk. ( It wont leak out cause Scottys got that area repaired )

No one will notice cause it will still smell like a Mustang Pony car.

We have not heard from Bob, maybe he has the scoop.

 

Ooh man......It's a "Pony Car",not a "Poo-ny Car" Norb.

Sheesh.

 

And I think that recipe you posted was XRacer's secret tire softening recipe.Its been posted on here before,I believe......Just sayin'.

Scott

 

You dun it now Gym, Heffie is gonna go dig out his "Comebacks for Dummies" book I bought him for Valentines a couple years ago!

 

Getting their Smoothy...After this crap from Scott and Jim, I just might have to move the Fords to the bottom of the pile....

 

I figured you were putting the blower on so then you could use the excuse of " Well Eric beat me because I was in the left lane and couldn't see the tree over the blower and scoop".

 

...and Jeff takes another shot to the ribs...

 

There you go Pony car that will move the Mopar Malitia closer to the top of the pile. That lake shore shacker will just be another show car IF it makes it to the big dance.

Haven't heard from Ric very much in this tread and now he comes back like diarrhea.

 

That's Mr. Diarrhea to you 62 Furry Ass.

Weak
Engine
Doesn't
Get
ET

Wussy
Engine
Dumped
Guts
Everywhere

Wouldn't
Expect
Dick
Garbage
Engine

Plymouth
Looses,
Yesterday
Mows
Over
Underpowered
Toilet
Heap

 

Pile
Leaves
Yucky
Must
Of
Used
The
Help

 

Pony
Leaves
You
Mumbling
Over
Underpowered
Tuning
Help

 

You guys opened a can of worms now....lol

 

Nothing but crickets & tumble weeds here..,its the quiet before the storm..,

 

Ric's voices are talking now, I don't think you should be picking on Racer X

Scott if you were funny you wold have thought of something like this.

 

No shit slinging here.
Just picked up another drive shaft for the Charger my drive shaft guy said mine looked like a banana.

 

Been prepping for a meeting for the last three days.
If we get this job,things will go a lot easier for me financially,and I might not have to eat dirt and mosquitoes at the Meltdown,and I might get to stay in a trailer instead of a cardboard box.lol!

But I am funny enough to stay out ahead of your

Pretty
Lame
Yucky
Mess
Of
Underpowered
Tortoise
Head

Thank you,thank you very much.

Scott

 

Do you have any pictures of the 23 minus the skin?? Looking at building something this summer for next year.

 

Pretty
Lady
Yawanna
Make
Out
Until
Tomorrow's
Hanukkah ?