Event Coverage Official 2016 Meltdown Drags Thread - What are you doing to get ready?

Are you guys all asleep or something...?

 

The Special meeting was called early.

Every one must still be there?

 

Hey Scott, just heard some super secret info that JEFFCO has a new product line coming out soon!
I'm on the edge of my seat for this new product release!

 

JEFF AM I IN THE UECKER SEATS NOW???

 

Guess I was not the only one bending stuff last year,

But its good to catch it BEFORE it breaks.

Maybe paint a pin stripe on the new one. (easy to check for twist)

 

ERIC, YOUR WELCOME...! I CHUCKLE EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THAT PIC
WONDER IF THAT BE THE MOST WANTED POSTER AT THE MELTDOWN? EVERYONE COULD PROUDLY DISPLAY IT IN THEIR SHOPS & GARAGES & HAVE A GOOD LAUGH...!
Jimbo...

 

I think Scott got into the Nyquil again.

 

Norb you make me laugh new part you need to take a trip down south

 

Tell us more about this amazing new product Jim.

I'm sure that,much like myself,many others on this thread are on the edge of their seats awaiting the introduction of this revolutionary new product that will surely change our lives forever!

Scott

 

In the meantime,former President Nixon has thrown his support behind the Meltdown Drags....Rumour has it,he will be running a Corvair-bodied funny car with tuning assistance from Ralph Nader.


Scott

 

Too bad the former pres is not only "not a crook",but also apparently "not hooked on phonics"!

 

Since Jim is apparently on a super-secret mission right now,I did some digging,and found an early rough draft of an ad for this exciting new product:

Should be a game-changer for certain gasser drivers.
There's supposed to be a Mopar-related spin-off product hitting the market soon too!Stay tuned!

Scott

 

From
Ontario
Returns in
Defeet

in your eye funny guy

 

Tickety Boo I may not be running your numbers yet but you better have your Geritol when I line up with you old man because I have been told I cut a pretty good light, so no sleeping.

 

Driver
Returns to
Ontario
Frustrated

in your other eye funny guy

 

What are you saying Scott ? What do you like?

 

Is someone gets on this thread and doesn't start at the beginning...they're going to swear you guys are huffing paint!

 

We're not huffing paint ???

 

I would've said..,

Frustrated
Ontario
Racer
Defeated

.., cause I don't stand on my head while I'm acronyming.

 

..,uh oh, Sorry Scott, Fury's reverse psychology/Jedi mind tricks got me.

 

I'm more of a carb cleaner coinsure.

 

Eeeeeew...!!!!

What's an Ike...?

Scott

 

I started reading at the beginning and this thread drove me to start huffing paint!

 

To get a good light, In your big Plymouth .

You must punch it on the 1st yellow.

Maybe you didnt find the lead hammers, I put in your trunk? ( old age and treachery )

Now you might as well just keep it punched, when you get the ok to your burn out. (for a good light)

While I might shorten up the trans break button a little ever year.

 

YES SCOTT, DETAILS ARE SKETCHY AT THIS TIME BUT FROM WHAT IM HEARING THE ENGINEERS AT JEFFKO ARE DEVELOPING A NEW LINE OF OKIE ENGINE DIAPERS SPECIFICALLY FOR BLOWER APP'S ALONG WITH A REVOLUTIONARY REAR END OKIE DIAPER! JUST FOR THEM TIMES YOUR ASLEEP AT THE TREE & YOU GIVE IT YOUR ALL & YOU HEAR A LOUD BANG...!
THE JEFFKO JINGLE IS STILL A BIT SKETCHY AND THEIR STILL WORKING ON THAT AT THIS MOMENT!
A RUFF JINGLE DRAFT WAS - JEFFKO DIAPERS! WHEN YOUR OKIEDOKER ISN'T FEELING OKIEDOKIE!
JEFFKO EXECUTIVES COULDN'T BE REACHED FOR COMMENT...!

 

That would be a good time, is it any warmer down south?

We got 37 degrees right now.

 

Any one in the central Mo area that would have a line on some 1 5/8 roll cage tubing?
My local supplier said that they could not get any.

 

That's what was going down at the super-secret Mopar Meeting/Aerosol inhalation workshop:

Mopar Bob

Salty

Tony

Ron G

I ran into this guy in the paint aisle at O'Reilly Auto Parts,apparently he was on his way to the party...?


You guys need to seek help....Things are getting out of hand.

 

About 50 today and going down hill from there chance for snow tomorrow and Sunday

 

Man musta been a good time, looks like they got sooo messed up that they started huffing
your mosquito recipe.

I am glad the Chevy guys were not allowed to attend.