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Milwaukee Mini Mayhem March 14: Slots of DOOM IV!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Mike Zenor, Feb 17, 2010.

  1. Prepare your weapons, citizen: it. is. ON.

    And many thanks to the HAMB's own Phred the Phiend for this year's poster, a handsome 11x17 version of which will be provided to all brave enough to enter the steel cage of Lucky Bob's March 14.
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  2. NiteOwlChris
    Joined: Jul 15, 2002
    Posts: 688

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    I will be der' Mike
     
  3. krooser
    Joined: Jul 25, 2004
    Posts: 4,583

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    So what's the rules? Can I resurrect my kids old cars from the 80's?
     
  4. jonnycola
    Joined: Oct 12, 2003
    Posts: 2,065

    jonnycola
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    I'm so there.
     
  5. If it runs bring it...!

    Not necesarily the Speed as much as the Cool factor of the cars!!!
     
  6. Wish it were closer, I would come check it out. Sounds cool!!
     
  7. joebuick
    Joined: Nov 9, 2007
    Posts: 584

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    gotta miss it again. best of luck guys
     
  8. The Marines have to let you play Hookie that weekend!;)

    This year we will have the whole downstairs tracks to ourselves for an hour and if you want to do the test and tune you can arrive before the event and rent a little more track time to practice your demolition derby... uhh ... I mean Your Racin!!!!:D

    The Addy:

    Lucky Bobs Raceway
    5822 W. Forest Home Ave.
    Milwaukee, Wi. 53222

    Phone: (414) 327-4003
    Fax: (414) 327-6520
    LuckyBob@wi.rr.com
     
  9. hiboy32
    Joined: Nov 7, 2001
    Posts: 2,797

    hiboy32
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    from Omaha, NE

    this is pretty cool. Post some pics for all of us to enjoy.
     
  10. CheaterCarl
    Joined: Jul 15, 2002
    Posts: 639

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    one week & counting, myself, The Hamburger Pimp & others that shall remain nameless (to protect the innocent & to avoid child support collectors) will be present.

    Good day HAMB CLONES

    Cheatercarl
     
  11. LiL' NiCk
    Joined: Oct 15, 2002
    Posts: 722

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    hope to you guys there,,,,,,last time the cheaters made this event fun as heck---- i'm surprised lil cars didn't fly through the window that day
     
  12. Help!!

    I don't know whether to wear my action jumpsuit or Godzilla costume!

    Bring you A-game, ladies and gentlemen. There will be blood on the tracks!
     
  13. coolstuff
    Joined: Oct 14, 2006
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    from Bettendorf

    that avatar picture is the best Cheater Carl!
     
  14. Stick Shift
    Joined: Oct 2, 2005
    Posts: 2,558

    Stick Shift
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    from LENA IL

    Dang it. Next year I hope it is not the same time as the Cedarville Model Car Show/Swap. I would like to dust off my slot car box and get up there for this some time.
     
  15. josh77
    Joined: Jun 8, 2008
    Posts: 235

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    The 12 volt OLDS is all tuned up and ready..............
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  16. Sick!

    Looks like I gotta step my game up...
     
  17. CheaterCarl
    Joined: Jul 15, 2002
    Posts: 639

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    thank you for noticing John! you understand true comedic expression, I have wanted to that since the movie came out & Cheatercasey helped me live my dream. He is much more computer savey than myself.

    see, i giggle everytime I look at it.
    drag your mouse over it, it says "cheatercarls avatar", that is funny right?
    INSTANT CL***IC!

    Love,

    Cheatercarl

    p.s. see you ***s at the mini-mayhem! It's so rad being a ****!
     
  18. josh77
    Joined: Jun 8, 2008
    Posts: 235

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    Yeah, the ones you left.........
     
  19. PBRmeASAP
    Joined: Aug 26, 2002
    Posts: 6,893

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    Just don't smash anything......or for that matter, smoke your car till i can't run anymore
     
  20. Can't wait, bit too far for me to get too. Haven't raced in over 10 years I think. Still got all my cars might have to build a home track.....
     
  21. josh77
    Joined: Jun 8, 2008
    Posts: 235

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    Your smoking car made my kids day. "That smell almost made me puke" he said on the way home.
    Wingnutz was last seen looking for Cutl*** models on Ebay...
    And a huge THANKS to Mike Zenor!!!!!!
     
  22. NiteOwlChris
    Joined: Jul 15, 2002
    Posts: 688

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    Thanks guys, I had tons of fun swearing around children. Marquesse even got the wicked eye from the man who he smashed his dragster. I look forward to this event whenever it comes.

    later
    Chris
     
  23. PBRmeASAP
    Joined: Aug 26, 2002
    Posts: 6,893

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    My car ran so fast i was burning it up!
     
  24. LiL' NiCk
    Joined: Oct 15, 2002
    Posts: 722

    LiL' NiCk
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    Headline: Collectible Cutl*** Crashes into brick wall, Police looking for "Marquesse"
     
  25. CheaterCarl
    Joined: Jul 15, 2002
    Posts: 639

    CheaterCarl
    Member

    THIS JUST IN...... "Marquesse" is the HAMBS own (wait for it) WINGNUTZ!!!!

    Don't worry Mark, the heat has backed off, you are safe.

    Slots for Life!

    Cheatercarl
     
  26. Well that didn't stay a secret very long...!;)

    Man... that car blowed up real good... I wanted to give him a "SLOTS Of DOOM" poster for the"Best crash" but he disappeared shortly after the incident!:confused:
     
  27. CheaterCarl
    Joined: Jul 15, 2002
    Posts: 639

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    Yeah, he had to get back to his parents ba*****t!

    I'm sure the poster would have smoothed everything out just fine,.... "oh hey man, sorry about wrecking your $500.00 slot car, here's a poster, what do you say we call it even!"

    Who did that dude think he was messin with?

    The Wingnutz runs the streets of the "Dirty Shaw"!

    Dog was clownin!

    Non Slot car Owner & fan of naked girls,
    Cheatercarl
     










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