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Event Coverage Official 2016 Meltdown Drags Thread - What are you doing to get ready?

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  1. Deuced Up!
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    AND 4 MORE "FORD GUMP" LINES YOU MAY REMEMBER!

    “Stupid is as stupid does, I bought a Ford” – Forrest
    “My mama always said, ‘Life was like a Ford. You never know what you’re gonna get.'”-Forrest
    “My Mama always said you’ve got to put the Ford behind you before you can move on.” – Forrest
    “Run, Ford Run!" - Forrest
     
  2. wrenchbender
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    Lmfao that is top notch right there
     
  3. stupesnova
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    from wisconsin

    We are installing a roll cage and a driveshaft safety loop. Hoping for warm weather soon so my daughter can get some seat time and some shakedown runs in soon!
     
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  4. powrshftr
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    Don't make me wheel out that thing you said about "Trannys" a while back Jeff.....And I don't mean transmissions.[emoji15]

    Scott
     
  5. ooh cat 2.gif
    Archer
    Utilises
    Stangs
    Tricks
    Instantly
    Neutering

    Somerset
    On
    Meltdown
    Event
    Ruining
    Supercharged
    Engines
    Tauntings
     
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  6. Deuced Up!
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    Probably
    Addresses
    Nothing
    Noteworthy
    Even
    TicketyBoo
    Offers
    Noticeably

    Better
    Racing
    Over
    Scott
     
  7. Deuced Up!
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    I am about to get into trouble! LOL!
     
  8. Tickety Boo
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    Tickety Boo showed up.:rolleyes:

    Run Ford Run L.O.L.
     
  9. powrshftr
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    Doesn't
    Even
    Understand
    Clearly
    Every
    Day

    Under
    Powered
     
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  10. powrshftr
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    Daddy's
    Evil
    Uncle
    Cletus
    Evaporated
    Dem

    Under
    Pants
     
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  11. powrshftr
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    Daddy
    Even
    Used
    Condoms
    Every
    Day

    Uncle
    Phucker

    That ones my fave[emoji41]

    Scott
     
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  12. saltflats
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    Looks like Scott is off the meds again.

    So how about some Dyno sheets man you know we gots to know.
     
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  13. Dang! Douched Up has some chops, who knew!? Touche' Douche'

    Aspirated
    Unblown
    SBC
    Incinerates
    Naysayer
     
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  14. Deuced Up!
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    Uncle phucker?

    1457055632678.jpg
     
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  15. powrshftr
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    Lots of work and no sleep get me every time James....lol

    And the motor still isn't back yet.I still have to get the carbs built,there were a bunch of repairs to do to the heads,and there were a few other projects in line ahead of that motor,but I promise I will post some numbers as soon as I get them.
    I will be almost as proud of this motor as I am of my "other" latest creation:
    ImageUploadedByH.A.M.B.1457055767.541109.jpg
    [emoji4]

    Scott
     
  16. saltflats
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    Looks like you have found the one to try and beat after he gets the bug and starts scrounging around in the old mans parts to play with.
    You better start finding better parts(for the boy).
     
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  17. powrshftr
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    The first one is inaccurate as all hell

    The second one?You know exactly what you're gonna get by this Ford:STOMPED.

    Third one?Mama was right.....Keep trying to put the Ford behind you.
    It ain't never gonna happen,but everybody needs to dream,right...?;)

    Fourth one?This Ford will run,alright....Its gonna run away from you like you're tied to a tree.[emoji16]

    Scott
     
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  18. powrshftr
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  19. powrshftr
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  20. saltflats
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    That sounds like Jimbos car.
    I forgot what he was running
    I do remember some golf carts running around oh wait that was Jeff
     
  21. saltflats
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  22. powrshftr
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    No,Jeff was the guy who's car ran over its own pile of steaming entrails:
    ImageUploadedByH.A.M.B.1457056501.314034.jpg
     
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  23. Deuced Up!
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    Don't forget when those GT40s showed Ferrari their tailights...they were right off a Chevrolet Corvair! Lol
     
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  24. powrshftr
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    What glue have you been sniffing?
     
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  25. powrshftr
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    I guess that's the only way a Chevy part would ever be in front of a Ferrari?;)
     
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  26. Tickety Boo
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  27. II FUNNY
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    Too bad Ford didn't build them cars...too afraid of the liability...good old Holman Moody to the rescue...
     
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  28. Tickety Boo
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    Just checked it out ( Gurney- Weslake ) built the Heads:oops:
     
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  29. Your face after DYNO day and your first 10 second pass.
     
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  30. powrshftr
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    Gurney-Weslakes on the 302's in 1969.
    The 289's had....Wait for it....GT 40 heads lol!
    And the 427's had medium riser,then tunnel port heads.

    All of the above hauled ass[emoji16]
     
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