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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by JOECOOL, Jul 19, 2016.

  1. swifty
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    Here you go Joe

    http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/threads/dare-to-be-different-63-scout-g***er.317360/
     
  2. pumpman
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    Ok, someone please splain too me what the hell is a prefect? Is this another term for a moordoor and don't flame an old fart with a legit question.
     
  3. Sancho
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  4. Marken
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    Thanks for the link Sancho. I guess two old farts learned something new today.
     
  5. DDDenny
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    from oregon

    Possibly three as even though I have never seen one, or photos of any, apparently some were mfg also as two doors for some earlier and/or export markets based on the Wiki.
     
  6. traffic61
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    Nobody's Prefect.

    Hey, that would be a good g***er name.
     
  7. flatheadgary
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    just to keep the prefect thing going a little further. my brothers g***er we named Prefect Deliveries. this pic is after i finished it. it's all lettered now.
    [​IMG]
     
  8. falcongeorge
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    Now THATS funny!:D
     
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  9. seb fontana
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    I had a new Prefect fart the other day..probably doesn't count..
     
  10. Model A John
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    Sa**on, your 20-year-old niece made a p*** in the car, didn't she? A low 10-second et, I heard.
     
  11. Model A John
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    Okay, she ran the 10.29?
     
  12. Saxxon
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    Yes she did. She made 3 p***es over the weekend. The last p*** on Sunday was a 10.29 / 131.

    No surprise... she has a 6.00 Top Dragster license and has gone 7.49 / 181 in a super comp dragster. She's darn right dangerous on the tree as well.

    13726834_10207037290313549_3707998715485747364_n.jpg
     
  13. Blue One
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    Yes it is as many of them are growing up functionally illiterate.

    [/QUOTE]

    And here we have an adult who can't spell. :D:D
     
  14. wraymen
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  15. bobw
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    Ron Leek, The very good Meltdown announcer not only said "Perfect" for "Prefect" but he mispronounces "Anglia" too. Something like "angula".

    I liked his story about crewing for the "Greek".
     
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  16. wbrw32
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    And here we have an adult who can't spell. :D:D[/QUOTE]

    Ha Ha,did you ever hit a wrong key on the keyboard??? ps note,the e & r keys are side by side.
     
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  17. Blue One
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    Ha Ha,did you ever hit a wrong key on the keyboard??? ps note,the e & r keys are side by side.[/QUOTE]

    :D So, what's your excuse for the word point ?
    Dyslexia ? :D :D
     
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  18. wraymen
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    ^ I got this one.....the I and o keys are next to each other also. Gid Damn Roght!
     
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  19. Atwater Mike
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    Think wrbw32 was 'phoneticizing' 'attoiney'. (it's a New York thing)

    The attorney mentioned 'irony' as he paced before the jury. His suit showed wrinkles from sitting, so during the recess, a young girl who noticed innocently asked, "Is that a 'law suit'?
     
  20. chevydave1965
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    Pretty cool car ! Thanks for posting
     
  21. 32n343windows
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    Mostly from their spelling.
     
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  22. Racer29
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    My favorite is when someone sees a tunnel ram intake and says "it's got a blower".

    Sent from my A520L using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
     
  23. Mike51Merc
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    Ha Ha,did you ever hit a wrong key on the keyboard??? ps note,the e & r keys are side by side.[/QUOTE]

    not to mention,,,their punctuation
     
  24. alchemy
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    I em reely good at speeling two.
     
  25. Sancho
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    Hooked on phonics!
     
  26. gatz
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    not to mention,,,their punctuation[/QUOTE]


    kik
     
  27. Blue One
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    Foniks wirked 4 me :D:D
     
  28. BLACK STUDE
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    Couldn't stand it any more, looked up prefect. "Put in front, i.e. in charge." Sounds like it fits that little beast pretty good.
     
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  29. hotroddon
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    You could have educated her without making her feel bad by explaining that the model of car was a Ford Prefect and that the name was a little play on words. She sounds intelligent enough to have understood, and then wouldn't run the risk of ridicule for having not understood :) We need to educate the youngin's without putting them down if we expect them to learn ;)
     
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  30. Bader2
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    You mean,hooked on phoenix? Hehe.


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