Event Coverage Chris Swenson wears a skirt/and has a slow roadster

Best thread in a long time!

 

Heating up! Speaking of barges since my 51 Woodie is as slow as a Stern Wheeler..I won't even go there...can a roadster spin pie crust slicks ? I want to see that!

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That ain't right. If I were you Chris I'd kick his ass than kick it again for the replay.

 

Marshalls wife pays me for my "services", so win or lose I'm still money ahead

 

I can't believe no one else has stepped up to run their "traditional" Flathead car against us ,come on I this was a hot rod board

 

Money for head ....that's her

 

Right?
Time to break up the boring monotony that this forum has been for so long.....PC boredom abounds.

But then....this "race" may be a snooze fest....or just a good time to go get a cheeseburger and fries until some fast cars run....haha.

IDGAF.

 

Shit Marshall they all just scared. Scared to see your ass get kicked back to that dumpster you live in.

 

You outta bring your hot rod out to run...oh wait, nevermind

 

A dumpster is way better than Spokompton , and your right every one here is afraid to brake there fair ground flathead cars.

 

My old car will be there.....if ya wanna run against it....but we both know what that outcum would be.[emoji9]
Besides....Im collecting parts to build another HOTROD......

 

@RainierHooker must still be in bed after have two fruity drinks last night

 

This is just too good! Can't wait for the video....

 

Woo hoo! A "traditional" old school, shit talkin', auto-mo-bile race! Hell yeah!

 

I wish it wasn't so far away! I'd love to make this.

 

I'm here. Just waiting in the wings watching you guys play around in each others underwear.

(and FWIW, yes I slept in. It was only one fruity drink. And some quantity of shots that I can't really remember.)

 

Some world-class shit talking here...'bout time

 

@RainierHooker ever get your traction issues sorted out? Or did you discover that your car was never turning the tires, it was all just smoke out the exhaust?

 

Bring your wagon and a chain. That way you can tow marshall's car back home and he can lay down in the back recuperating from the whooping he's gonna get

 

Don't worry about my rig. Its one wheel peel will drag the shit outta your car long before you can get those flintstone looking tires rolling.

 

Yeah, sure. Anything you say boss


Better pack a lunch

 

I'll bring a short chain for the roadster also ! may need to tow it up and down the drag strip... LOL

 

Raiding my lunchbox would give you something to do after I leave your ass at the lights, wouldn't it?

 

About time the old hamb re-surfaced.

 

At least bring the stuff to make Trader Vic's Mai Tai's...those look good

 

"Oh boy, this is gonna be so cool!"

 

Hot-damn....!

 

Haha......make sure you bring your switchblade combs!

 

Really No one else is going to step up ? There's only three guys on the Hamb who know what the word hotrod means ? Are all you guys all afraid of breaking your parts ,come on this can't be

 

Best carnival barking I've heard in a long time. Maybe too good.....You might of scared um.