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Hot Rods (S)ELECTION 2016 - FINAL RESULTS IN!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Bandit Billy, Oct 24, 2016.

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  1. Black

    36.3%
  2. Maroon

    63.7%
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  1. abner36
    Joined: Nov 5, 2014
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  2. With Maroon leading in the early poles my advisors telling me this (S)ELECTION is rigged!

    Too many right wing non-traditionalist !

    Black is where it's at! :D HRP

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  3. Bandit Billy
    Joined: Sep 16, 2014
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    (S)ELECTION 2016 UPDATE:
    This just in, breaking news on attempts of election fraud. Some voters have tried to vote more than once in an attempt to sway the outcome, this brings questions by at least one of the candidates that the system may be rigged. One such attempt was witnessed by our on the scene reporter who overheard the following conversation
    We have been told that there were safeguards in place to prevent this action.

    Day 2 results indicate a widening lead by the Maroon front runner as evidenced by the following poll update showing Maroon with slightly more than 72% of the votes counted.
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    This with just 59 votes tallied out of the thousands of registered voters on the H.A.M.B. Black trails but this early in the (s)election it is too close to call the paint the paint store.

    Stay tuned for continuing coverage of (S)ELECTION 2106 in our evening edition. Now back to regular scheduled threads.
     
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  4. Bandit Billy
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    That poll would definitely be left up to the "Maker's Mark" on the ballot form sir.
     
  5. Bandit Billy
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    I knew I had read that somewhere on here, my apologies for not having provided the proper credit to the author :cool:
     
  6. texasred
    Joined: Dec 3, 2008
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    Did the Stones ever sing Paint it Maroon?:cool:
     
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  7. With these two camps being the only options and embroiled in controversy many HAMBERS will refuse to vote feeling they are not being properly represented.

    I would like to petition for a write in third party candidate.HRP

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  8. GearheadsQCE
    Joined: Mar 23, 2011
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    F'n George had it right. The Green Party must be on the ballot or it is rigged. Tree Hugger Green or Canada will invade. And Whoopi will move to there.

    Sent from my XT1080 using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
     
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  9. Bandit Billy
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    George had me going with that green, the pic he sent me on PM was deep, almost black. In fact I thought it was black at first. He really sent me to the drawing board but the Maroon color means a bit more to me than just a hue.

    My dad, RIP, went down to Francis Ford in Portland to rent a camper for vacation in the 60's. Years before Chevy Chase did the same thing, the salesman sent him home in a country squire wagon, the "family truckster" of its day. He bought it because it was Maroon and he had a soft spot for the color. That was my original choice for the car and the reason but foolishly I had the body primered in black to prevent rusting while I built it. And it looks good. Thus the dilemma and the horns in which I find myself imperiled.

    I will cast the final vote (my wife thinks it her call) but the HAMB has shaped most of this build so far. You guys know your hot rods, I couldn't propose to a pickier place to poll the petrol populace. It takes a village...
     
  10. gnichols
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    Let's see... black is the absence of all color. Would that eliminate it then? And despite what politicians, Presidents and dictators around the world think, it's not all that "classy" to me. It's like the default setting for those with no imagination. Howeve, maroon is a real color, at least, and I think it's cooler than black. But I'd shoot for a more unusual shade than what everyone expects. Take your time and look at all the maroons out there. Gary
     
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  11. A '73 GM color called midnight green looks black in the shade and green in the sunlight. Had it on a '34 sedan once. 009.JPG 011.JPG
     
  12. Donut Dave
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    I love black cars, as long they are in someone else's garage!!
     
  13. manyolcars
    Joined: Mar 30, 2001
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    I painted my 1946 Harley maroon because its an old time color---------------and for years I have had people ask me, "Is that your BROWN Harley?!!!!!

    That crap gets old.
     
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  14. millersgarage
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    I can't wait to see the SNL version of this thread....

    Maroon gets my vote. Where can I get a sign for my yard?
     
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    I can loan you mine.:D HRP

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  16. Petejoe
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    And don't forget.......
    Black Cars Matter.
     
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  17. there is a hope that you could change it if you don't like it, but if you like the color and want to keep the color you can.
     
  18. Bandit Billy
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    (S)ELECTION UPDATE 2016:
    In day three of polling the Maroon candidate continues to demonstrate a sizable lead over it's opponent although the margin does show signs of narrowing;
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    With 83 votes tallied Maroon showing a 67.5% favor in the polls.

    Today's Update features a point/counterpoint format as voting continues to show bipartisanship and equal reporting.
    P. Beauty can be high maintenance, it is best to know ones limits.
    C/P. Oh come out the closet and smell the donuts, Dave! Nothing worthwhile comes without great sacrifice.

    P. There are many color blind people in the world, a good thing in easing social and racial tensions but a bad thing when commenting on your girlfriends eyes, picking out a tie to wear, trying to tell if the pregnancy test is blue or green or telling the difference between the Johnny Walker you serve your guests and the one for your own personal consumption. Understand and sympathize with their short coming and never tell them they are pouring you the Johnny Walker Blue.
    C/P. Manyolcars, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the first is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" and only slightly less-well known is "never park your Harley over an oil spill... or near morons"!

    P. Yard signs are a great part of the American democratic landscape. They demonstrate commitment, conviction and loyalty to the cause.
    C/P. Miller'sgarage, you ignorant slut! Make your vote count and while your at it make HRP take down those damn signs after the (s)election is over! And get those damn kids off my lawn!

    More to follow on (S)ELCTION 2016!
     

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  19. Dan Greenberg
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    I choose Maroon. They both look great, but maroon is easier to photograph under most conditions.
     
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  20. My Gold fish, Alive and Deceased, are registered as HAMB members, and all voted for BLACK 036.jpg
     
  21. With the tan top and the hue of the wheels it will look better maroon.

    However if you should ever decide to change the shade of Two of the easiest things to change ,,, well it might be different.


    According to wikileaks-
    Nothing in the automotive world looks better than a great black ,fresh waxed and clean mile deep black paint job, nothing PERIOD. However it is impossible to keep it that way for longer than 5 mins.

    This is a funny thread.

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  22. DDDenny
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    Don't forget the "hanging chad fiasco".
     
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  23. Them chads were hanging.
     
  24. I'm a big fan of black for early hot Rods, but I have to admit that the maroon looks really good in that photoshop pic. If you do go with maroon, I'd suggest a very dark tone. If you get it dark enough to be 'almost" black, you can please "almost" everyone. :D p.s. -- I like the tan top, either way.
     
  25. Johnboy34
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    Up here the black will always have a green tree in it anyway!
     
  26. rush549
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    I like the maroon on mine. And it's two tone. Ever thought of a maroon body, black frame and splash aprons. Even a black firewall maybe?

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  27. DDDenny
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    I knew that (so I fixed it).

    What did one chad say to the other chad?
    "How's it hang'n".:rolleyes:
     
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  28. LOL I'm not old enough to be the author, but I am old enough that the old guy I heard it from could have been. ;)

    Wanna here something that will give you a chuckle or at least a WTF moment? I have been in love with maroon literally all my life, I have never owned a maroon car or bike. Maybe someday.

    @rush549 that gold is a beautiful color. I just wanted to say that. :cool:



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    Ok I have had this pic for a while and this seems appropriate although mildly political.



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  29. Bandit Billy
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    (S)ELECTION 2016 UPDATE:
    This just in, Justin Timberlake @dickinthebox has cast his vote. We at the update desk would like to remind voters that taking selfies in the polling booth is illegal, egotistical and sort of strange.
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    The demeanor of the pictured voter does indicate his possible displeasure with his Black selection or the possibility that he was in fact listening to his latest album while he was in the polling booth. We may never know...or care.

    News of continuing "ballot rigging" are surfacing as evidenced by the following
    One would think that gold fish, if truly registered and living, would choose the hue of rush549's beautiful 3 window. Thank goodness they are not neon tetras.

    The "October Surprise" the highly anticipated leak that is rumored could change the face of this (s)election was finally delivered this morning.
    Polling has yet to be dramatically affected by the startling announcement. The current numbers show Maroon with 68.7% of the 99 votes cast.
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    We will return with more up to the minute (or daily) coverage of (S)ELECTION 2016!.
     
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  30. DDDenny
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    So, BB, if you ultimately decide to paint the car black, regardless of the general concensus, are we gonna see a bunch of bumper stickers on your car claiming the vote was rigged and you just decided to pick the lesser of the two evils.
    Cripes, I hate "bumper sticker people", what a bunch of maroons.
    Politics schmolitics!
     
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