Caption For This Photo?

This photo seem to be missing from a earlier post ..
any good ideas for a caption ?

 

"This tire tastes like ass..."

Flatman

 

What's that Lassie? Timmy's caught in a tire?

or

Now we'll have to go all the way to Mississippi for a safety sticker.

 

Baboon smuggling ring discovered by US customs K9

 

Why does this shitty sedan keep its testicles but I can't?

 

"Roll that beautyful bean footage"

hc

 

HAHAHAHA....how am I supposed to top that?

 

actually true .. how did you know ?

 

Yeah, I did piss on your tire, you got a problem wit da?

 

my bad ....testes.. references not allowed by me ..

 

I chased it, I caught it, I stopped it!!! Now what????? Whaddya mean no one has ever caught one before???????

 

"I'll probably get blamed for that too!"

 

haha that is funny!!

 

thanks for the replies
mississippi saftey sticker...
and babboon smuggler ...
are great youse guys are pretty darn clever

I'll give you some time to think about more ... would enjoy hearing others..

thanks paperdog

 

"I'm not the only one that needs to get fixed."

 

"A real Ford Firestone"

 

"That car's may be bigger, but mine are tastier"

 

I found Timmy's spleen!
Now gimme my damn bisquit

 

Thats great!... Anyone?

 

Busting my ass to keep you on the road.

 

"Yeah...yeah...can YOUR dog piss expandifoam??"

 

Hey Muttley you need to get your tubes tied.

 

Royal that made me think, there might be some on the board that never seen an inner tube much less a red one made from real rubber (do the even grow those trees anymore?) or the joy of swapping a new Used 5 dollar whitewall tire on without pinching the tube then inflating the sucker with a handpump.

I still think the Mississippi Inspection is still the winner

 

My owner always drives balls out!

 

Uhh........saywhat?

 

just when jose thought he was home free . . . . .

 

Na....baboon smuggler.....classic, nearly pissed myself ......Bert

 

cant deny pissin on the tire when your nuts are frozen to it!

 

'Hey boss, shouldnt have run over that groundhog....'

 

Who wants a cigar? I'm a prowd daddy now...