Art & Inspiration I wonder how many people remember this...

"can't see anything other then***** in the shape of machinery."

This needs to be a shirt.

 

Yeah, you gotta hand it to him.

... you go first.

 

One fine spring day at my Buddies place I heard this unusual bird chirping way the heck up in one of his trees as I walked up to the door and I looked up at it and just as I looked up at it his big steamin turd splashed & slid between my nose and glasses. Suddenly I could care less how it sounded. So disgusting yes...and I thought about never looking at a bird directly above yer heed ever since that day. Since we're talkin*****heads I mean*****man.

 

I'm so busted!

 

I am also GUILTY . But wow , what a*****y story!

 

Now thats some funny***** there.

 

Still one of the funniest things I've ever read. As stated some time ago, I re-read it when I'm in a particularly foul mood, and it always cracks me up.

 

I guess they don't make these "brouilleurs" any more, or offer cleaning services, if they did the TV ads would run around 7-8 during dinner time, along with other*****. Bob

 

Even though the power was on there was still a Brownout...

 

While talking old stories, any one have a link to the hippo pedal boat thread?


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White t-shirt***** geyser and the hippopotamus paddle boat swamp find rescue, are two of my favorite post.

 

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Bob its went Hi Tech...

Brouilleur GSM Haute puissance portable

 

LMAO!!! That totally made my night!
Thank you for sharing that with those of us who weren't on here then.

 

Hahaha! I remember that. The guy lived in Europe, I think the Netherlands. Hilarious..

 

That was good....
And here, is the "Hippo Boat" thread...
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/threads/low-tide-muddy-find-what-is-it.442552/

 

I hadn't joined, but I was lurking. Took me a long time to join, I have always been a little leery of any club that will accept me as a member.

 

Oh man, I missed that!!

 

Haha, I just about fell outta bed reading that thread

 

The original poster was "Christian" and if I remember correctly he was from Belgium.
I had that gem copied as a word document, for years, till my last laptop died.
The hippo boat one was yet another classic.
I'm surprised no one has added a picture of Boyd with a pancake on his head, yet.
Although, it's probably a bit less tasteful, now that he's passed.

Here he is.
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/members/christian.34/

 

A couple old classics.

 

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63819
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/threads/low-tide-muddy-find-what-is-it.442552/
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=125460&page=12

 

Yes.

 

Well, as long as we're revisiting the classics...
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/threads/how-to-correctly-wash-a-barn-find.809797/

 

You had to be there. Poor Ryan had his hands full.
Most entertainment ever.

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/...s-with-elvis-sucking-von-dutches-hand.250259/


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Thankfully someone took the time to chronicle all of his ramblings!
"Orcabettys"*****ing classic!
....He's the reason I lurked for 4-5 years before I started posting.

 

my wife wonders why I laugh when I read the HAMB..... she says "you reading that hot rod***** again?"..... if you only knew the truth....

 

I haven't laughed so hard for ages. Thanks guys for cheering up a dreary day[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


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First time for me,,, but I can't remember*****, (you know it had to be said)

And for another story, the RV industry (when I was still employed by them) tried these to make it easier for the new Glampers that were buying the 1M units. They didn't always work right. A loaner that went to a NAXCAR driver had his suddenly start empting the black tank out the roof vent, they say it looked like a whale,,,,,