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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lebowski, Jul 21, 2017.

  1. Lebowski
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    Lebowski
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  2. catdad49
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    All Right! Next time You get to drive.
     
  3. onetrickpony
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    from Texas

    He- I thought you said this was the smooth path in?
    She- It is !
     
  4. chris' 38
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  5. "Damn GPS directions"
     
  6. 3quarter32
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    First car with a back seat air bag.
     
  7. GordonC
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    OH I'm SURE you could have done better from back there!
     
  8. LOU WELLS
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    LOU WELLS
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    Marge you are going to have to push since my pal Bill has the gout...
     
  9. Lebowski
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    You were the one who told me to take this shortcut, you stupid bitch!
     
  10. trailerpark
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    Get out big momma and lock the hubs in.
     
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  11. DFH-GMC
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    from Texas

    I told you we wouldn't make the ferry.


    Sent from my iPhone using H.A.M.B.
     
  12. jeepster
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    from wisconsin

    You can lead a horse to water.......
     
  13. slowmotion
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    No shit Helen, now get yur ass to the other side before we tip this sumbitch over! BTW, that hat makes you look like Buster Keaton in drag....
     
  14. Happydaze
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    Waddayamean this'll make a great photograph for a caption thread on that Hokey Ass thing......
     
  15. traffic61
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  16. raven
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    I told you the parking brake didn't work...
    r
     
  17. 56sedandelivery
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    Listen lady, I told you I'm not a professional hack; I'm just an UBER driver! So get off my *ss!.
    You're the one who said turn left at the fork in the road, I wanted to go right.
    You do realize, you'll be the center-of-attention when the indians show up.
    Lets go on a picnic she says, lets do a threesome in the woods she says, fixing the brakes can go a little longer she says; I should have listened to my Mother.
    Marge, one more word out of you, and you and your retarded brother can walk home.

    I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
     
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  18. e24875b1-3dda-4061-a23c-dcf3d9bccbcb.jpg Doctor Who,turned to his newest protege,(Billie Pipers grandmother) and said"I could get us out of this fix if I had invented my sonic screwdriver but that won't happen for another 1,000 years." HRP
     
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  19. chop job
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    1. WISCONSON HAMBERS

    I told you there was no bridge here!
     
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  20. Primered Forever
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    I knew I shouldn't have let the woman drive! Now let me see if I can back it out of here!
     
  21. roundvalley
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    Marge, that was a terrible fart.
     
  22. Mrs. Roosevelt......this doesn't look like Warm Springs to me.
     
  23. Flathead Dave
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  24. Muttley
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    Many years before his unsuccessful attempt to jump the Snake River Canyon, Evel Knievel's family vacationed in the backwoods of Idaho.
     
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  25. partsdawg
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    Dammit,Mrs Gilligan....
     
  26. 56b061a1-c053-4eee-93a1-f1362fe654b5.jpg

    Benjamin Braddock: Where did you do it?
    Mrs. Robinson: In his car.
    Benjamin Braddock: What kind of car was it?
    Mrs. Robinson: Oh, come on now.
    Benjamin Braddock: No, I really want to know.
    Mrs. Robinson: A Ford.
    Benjamin Braddock: Damn, that's great. So old Elaine Robinson got started in a Ford.
     
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  27. Dangerous Dan
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  28. Lebowski
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    I told you we shouldn't go this way, Maw. Now you're going to have to get out and walk Goober Jr. to his ballet class....
     
  29. czuch
    Joined: Sep 23, 2008
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    czuch
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    from vail az

    Well, looks like were walkin from here.
    Just think 80 years from now some clown will put this in the, "Sitting and Rotting", thread.
    What ever that means.
     

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