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Technical Mass state inspections

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by fixitfast, Oct 10, 2017.

  1. fixitfast
    Joined: Dec 14, 2011
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    fixitfast
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    from Ma.

    Anyone have any insight on the new sticker laws. Like exhaust. Lack of fenders lack of hood
     
  2. ididntdoit1960
    Joined: Dec 13, 2011
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    ididntdoit1960
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    from Western MA

    should get interesting......cant wait to see what happens......
     
  3. RacingRoger
    Joined: Sep 11, 2017
    Posts: 208

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    "M***" as in all encomp***ing or as in the state of M***achusetts?
     
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  4. FritzJr
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  5. clunker
    Joined: Feb 23, 2011
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    clunker
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    from Boston MA

    M*** doc 657-CMR rule 845:

    In M***achusetts, by law, you are not allowed to pronounce the "R" at the end of the words "car", "headers", "cheater", and so on:

    "Nice fackin' kahhhhh !"
    "Wheyah did you get those fackin' headas ? Theyah fackin' loud dude !"
    "I smashed into my mutha's kah when I was doin' donuts in the rain because my cheatah slicks lost twaction . Now my Camawo is busted. "




    M*** doc 657-CMR rule 846:

    You must then take all of the "R"s that you left out of those previous words and use them at the end of any word that ends in "A":

    "Buy a Honder Civic, dude"
    "Help me Ronder, help-help me Ronder, help me get hew outta my hahht! "
    "They keep fackin' aliens in arier 51, I seen 'em with my own fackin' eyes! "




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  6. gimpyshotrods
    Joined: May 20, 2009
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    Dat's wikked retaaded.
     
  7. Sheep Dip
    Joined: Dec 29, 2010
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    Sheep Dip
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    from Central Ca

    That's why most Crows killed on the highway in M***achusetts are killed by trucks.
    They can cast a warning of "Caw Caw Caw" but can't say "Twuck Twuck Twuck":D
     
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  8. rjones35
    Joined: May 12, 2008
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    HA!! That's what I was thinking. Must have missed that memo.
     
  9. 5window
    Joined: Jan 29, 2005
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    So you have an 80 year old car. How would they know how loud the original exhaust was? Or, you've got a '65 Mustang. The 289 sounds louder than the 200 six. How would they know which motor was originally in the car? Sounds like an unworkable regulation. Guess you'll see.
     
  10. jcmarz
    Joined: Jan 10, 2010
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    jcmarz
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    from Chino, Ca

    Good point and how about a 67 Stingray with a 427 and factory side pipes[emoji41][emoji41]

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  11. Luke S.
    Joined: Jun 3, 2005
    Posts: 202

    Luke S.
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    from Ocala, Fl.

    Like 30+ years ago, when people started lifting 4 wheel drives. Law said; No more than 2" over STOCK height allowed. But there was never any stock height specs. Or guidlines available. Or anything for them to go by. But they constantly ****ed with people with lifted trucks. So glad I moved out of there years ago. SSDD.....

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  12. Ralphies54
    Joined: Dec 18, 2009
    Posts: 798

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    The inspection system in Taxachusetts is so crooked and thank god it is or most of us would not have valid appearing stickers on our windshields.
    The new system may change that, as the state is now going to audio and video record each inspection to supposedly prevent faulty inspections. I'm sure some enterprising rodder or station owner will figure out a way around that!
     
  13. Any state that has a separate," Registry of Motor Vehicles" with it's own police force who allowed to carry guns(presumably to dispense with anyone who disobeys the motor vehicle laws) can't be ALL BAD! Can they? I last put up with ,"M*** Insanity" 25 years ago and have never looked back.
     
  14. 5window
    Joined: Jan 29, 2005
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    5window
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    This?
    [​IMG]
    Or this?
    :)
     
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  15. Pete
    Joined: Mar 8, 2001
    Posts: 4,786

    Pete
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    Just reinspected my '33 coupe.

    I went to the fella iv gone to for years, all new process.

    Checked my lights as usual but made me install my front plate. Took pictures of the car with the lights on, also took pics of the VIN # , speedometer and license plates.

    He processed the information than we had to wait for approval.

    Honestly I was scared. It p***ed
     
  16. greener200
    Joined: Jan 20, 2009
    Posts: 362

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    Big Brother is alive an well up here in M*** ,,,, but remember ,ITS for the Children.! or at least thats all they say to get ANYTHING p***ed up here ! Money Money Money Thats all it is .
     
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  17. Pete
    Joined: Mar 8, 2001
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    Pete
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    Agreed

    Do as I say not as I do. What's best for one person must be best for all.
     

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