Hot Rods Quotes to live by...

ThiMk (Major Wells Oviatt)

I still have that scrap of paper somewhere I am pretty sure in my tool box, it was stuck in the carburetor of a '58 Buick that I was struggling with when I returned to struggle some more.

 

Kevin told his "know it all Son", I've been 18, you haven't been 40!!

 

“Don't find fault, find a remedy”

~Henry Ford

 

I tell the kids all the time,
Go where youre watching or watch where youre going, either one will work better.

 

From one of my old bosses on accounts receivable:

“Don’t collect from me if you don’t collect for me”

 

"The two most important days of your life are the day you were born, and the day you find out why."
-- Mark Twain

"It's not about how much you know, it's what you learn after you think you know it all that counts."
-- Harry Truman

 

Heard it from my dad, though it's been said elsewhere.
7 P's - Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance

 

"You can make more money but you can't make more time"- Dad
"You make a bigger splash coming in than going out"- Mom, on birth & death
"I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"- Me
"Good luck. If I said anything I didn't mean it"- Jim, who required lots of medication
" You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her use a salad fork" -who knows?
"A car that won't stop is more trouble than a car that won't go"-experience
"Don't live it up if you can't live it down."
"Emulate the nail: its head keeps it from going too far."- Salada Tea bag

 

Love this!

May I borrow it?

 

One from my youth (courtesy of Tom Waits)

" I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"-

 

My favorite from Sonny Barger "When we do right no one remembers, when we do wrong no one forgets".

 

Of course. Can't guarantee you'll win every argument but it is a real broomstick in their spokes.

 

It's in pretty good condition for the shape it's in
-My dad coming up on secondhand items for sale


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Marge Simpson, on becoming a Real Estate agent- "But Homer, all I can do is try" "I dunno, Marge, tryin's the first step on the road to failure."

 

“Six men in the boat and the Oars leak.” - - My Dad (Aka Honda Lou.) Still can’t figure it out. This was posted before on another thread. “Too soon Old, Too late Smart” sage reflection on life.


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My dad told me "no matter who you are never marry a woman with big hands"..

 

My friend, mentor and stock car racer, Joy Fair, "This ain't Sunday School!"

 

Free is worth saving up for.

 

"damn small block chevys" Henry Ford from the grave.

 

"Sometimes you got to say what the fuck" Risky Business

 

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life" Dean Wormer

 

Everybody wants a job. Nobody wants to work.

 

One of the quotes I drummed into my son’s head was “ Be aware of your surroundings “. I think it’s a very important one, these days. Bones

 

My brother always told his son “if you aren’t gonna use your head, you might as well have two a holes”


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"Beauty is skin deep but ugly is to the bone"
"You'd complain if they hanged you with a new rope"
"We'll burn that bridge when we get to it"
"If you're going to dance with a grizzly, you had better let him lead"
"I must catch up to the others, for I am their leader."
'Those who live by the sword, usually get shot by those who don't."

 

Hit’em in the Ass with a sour appple and wish em well !

 

Quotes To live by,,

If you always do what you have always done you'll always get what you have always got.

 

Boy Scout motto--"Be prepared"
"Don't get in a bind" working around rigging etc.

 

When you find yourself in a hole.
Stop digging.

Ill take an uncomfortable truth over a comfortable lie. You learn nothing from lies especially if you are telling them to yourself.

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