Hot Rods Quotes to live by...

A 6 is a 10 at closing time!

 

Lickety split has nothing to do with time.

 

My Mom when I brought one of my girlfriends home...
"Your taste is all in your mouth."

 

over here we hear
"Bob's your uncle" and people reply either one
"and Fanny is your Auntie"
"and Nellie is your Auntie"

 

"A little patience goes a long way. A lot of patience goes absolutely nowhere."

I've always been too patient – except when behind the wheel.

 

As is "Robert is your fathers brother" down here

 

"There comes a point in every man's life when he must grab the bull by the tail and face the situation squarely"- W.C. Fields

 

If some is good, more is better, and too much is just about enough

I think it was the universal way to choose a cam or carbs back 50 years ago

 

There's three kinds of people in the world:
those who can count and those who cant count

 

There’s 3 sides to every story,

Your side, Their side , and the Truth!

 

Lots of variations on that one. Like, "There are two types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

 

You're going to loose them Ned.

 

“If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance ,baffle them with bullshit”

 

Truly one to live by,
Just watch and listen to those in your surroundings.


A chick who keeps a neat purse or car will have a neat and clean house as well.
An associate tells you little lies count on huge ones too.
Can you trust your neighbor? Watch
Should you be trusted by others ?
Can you trust yourself ?
That's way beyond a cutesie saying.

 

Remember my dad always telling me struggling to get something just right - "always remember, a blind guy would be glad to see it."


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"Make every customer a salesman." from the Packard salesman's handbook.

"You only live once, but if you live like me once is enough." Sinatra.

"Integrity shows when nobody's looking." unknown.

 

"The difference between a dog and a fox is 3 drinks"

 

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday and all is well
No moment of pleasure is worth a lifetime of sorrow
100 ataboys are wiped out by 1 oh shit

 

Most successful people stand on a mountain of failures....
You won't find an atheist in a lifeboat....
You think your a tough guy, go stare down an ocean and see how tough you are.....

 

Life is a bitch.... then you marry one.

 

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. W. C. Fields

 

Former HAMBer, K-88 Ghost, asked me to post this public service message...

"Everybody has one but you don't have to be one."

 

Work the work don't let the work work you

 

Trying is the first step to failure. Homer Simpson

 

“Fat Girls Are Like Mopeds. They're a Lot of Fun to Ride, But You Don't Want Your Friends to See You on One.”

 

I’m so hard up I gotta jerk off the dog to feed the cat!

And from my late father in law
“ to much is just to much some times “

Money is power, but power is always power.

 

"I'm not a failure, I started at the bottom and liked it there."

 

Peoples is people...... Kermit the Frog

 

Wisdom from a bar, a 2 at 10 will be a 10 at 2

When people asking me how I am feeling, they are just making a social remark and really don't want to hear how I am feeling, and I don't want to repress the truth because I need all my resources to fight to potentially fatal diseases. My response is, that "I am the best in my price range". It makes them laugh, and I am telling the truth to myself.
Three things that are useless to a fighter pilot, runway behind you, altitude above you, and gas in the pump.
Another piece of advice I have used many times, is when you going to crash, fly as far into the crash as possible.
Bob