Technical God help me im sooo lost

Grits are just a 'carrier' for things that actually have a flavor......that's why you need 'lots of salt, pepper and butter'

Ray

 

What a great thread!

 

Grits? That's a mean joke played on yankies.-Dave

 

Funny shit right there!!! LOL

 

GM dealer crate engine $1400, sell that other stuff.

 

BS. I can stir up a mess o' sausage gravy and scratch biscuits that'd make your grandma tear up some, I promise you that.

 

As entertaining as it is, this thread just needs to die....

Original poster hasn't logged on for 8 days.

 

I didn't get enough 'symptoms' for a good prognosis! Plenty of fodder for humor, though...

 

I'm just hungry!

 

LOL! I remember that!

 

I'm just about hungry, an reaching for a refreshment, this thread has taken on a ridiculous humor... 50 an can't figure it out.... Rite

 

Five pages, 132 posts= Five sips from the Mason Jar. NO I wouldn't even attempt 132!

 

Well shit! What time is breakfast? I’m hungry.


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I just dropped in to find out why the hell people are still posting on this stupid thread....

 

Maybe the title should be changed to "God help me I'm sooo bored"

 

So my wife and I are watching this foot ball game and the quarter back throws a pass and it bounces off the receivers glove, my wife starts screaming NO! NO! NOOOO! the next day she leaves to attend a seminar and the neighbor finds one of my old store receipts for trash bags, duct tape, plastic ties, shovel, etc. he and his wife come over and demand to see /speak with my wife, I tell them she is at a seminar.........

 

I hope you guys realize that I am above posting on a thread like this!


Aww shit!!

 

So these two guys walk into the mission late at night and tell the two nuns that they are sooo lost and it,s cold outside and their 350 Chevy is stuck.
They have permission to sleep with the nuns. 20 minutes later one nun calls out , "God help this man , he knows not what he is doing". The other nun answers, "shutup" , "this guy knows it all".

 

I refuse to look at this thread.

 

Geesh, this is like a bad accident. You don't want to look, but, you just have to anyway. Shit... I just looked again. I'll probably look some more. Ugh...

 

My Mom said, quit looking at it this, or you'll go BLIND!!!!!

 

it is time for.......

 

I love when someone is so desperate for help getting there vehicle running and then you never hear back about what the issue was and how they fixed it. Internet is full of this BS. And it's usually the problem (not this time) I'm experiencing too.

 

Nah, this guy was a troll or a scammer or a spammer or all of the above and then some. His post was so crazy it was just not believable. Not sure what he was looking for. It certainly wasn't help from all those who offered!

 

...So I tell them we can try and call her hotel, I notice the neighbors wifes eyes are darting back and forth from a small ax next to the stove I use for chopping kindling to a disassembled shot gun on the kitchen table, keep in mind I live in a rural area in the mountains, I leave a message at the hotel for my wife to call me as soon as possible, I then start to walk the neighbors back to their car, as we pass one of the small out buildings on the property, his wife asks, whats in there, I reply thats where I keep our freezer........

 

Product of our public schools..

 

Since when does winter begin in August in Wisconsin????

 

Good question! Or good answer? I'm really not sure. I'm so lost...

 

Hey, fool, you can't stop here. I'm waiting for the next chapter. You got me hanging here in suspense. Or is it in my Depends? I'm really not sure. I'm so lost...