Hot Rods Quotes to live by...

Not sure if these have been posted.

Changes is inevitable
Progress is optional

"It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one spelling of a word"

 

life's short; then you die

 

Fat chicks need louvin too!

 

"Shut the Fuck Up, Don" - Everybody Else

 

''Its ALL pink on the inside"

 

Just roll em in flour and look for the wet spot

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It all comes out brown at the end.

 

" Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice" Henry Ford

 

Is a pig's pecker pork?

 

He aint acting right today, he jumped a tooth

I can't figure out if he's runnin too far advanced or too far retarded

 

Cary Grant from the old '30s movie "Holiday"......when his character had to make a difficult decision.....

"When I find myself in a position like this, I ask myself what would General Motors do? And then I do the opposite!"

 

People in Hell want ice water, too.

 

When arguing with a crazy person, make sure he is not doing the same.

 

for my boss who likes stats on everything: figures lie and liars figure

 

Use it Up, Wear It Out, Make it Do or Do Without!

Pain is weakness leaving the body

 

There are liars, damn liars ,then statisticians.

 

Einstein said: “If I had an hour to solve a problem, I’d spend 55 minutes thinking about the problem and 5 minutes thinking about solutions.”

 

If a woman says "what", it's not that she didn't understand you, she is just giving you a chance to
re-think your statement. T-shirt at the beach.

 

"Nip it, nip it in the bud"...Don Knotts

 

I heard this said by an older gent to a younger fellow who was getting puffed up and ready to fight about some sort of issue.......
"Boy! You might have the RPM but you ain't got the torque."

 

" to argue with a Fool , Proves there are two "

" I never finish anythi

 

Wisdom from my father; "if you get into a fight with your wife, be sure you have the last word. Your right"

 

Wisdom from my father 'if you would have put it down her throat, none of this would have happened!"

 

"Fine!!" .... really isn't.

 

She attracted more blokes than flies on a turd!

 

Why would you pay $20 for a part when you build it for $200!!!

 

Two tits ,a hole and a heartbeat and sometimes ,not even a heartbeat !

 

"Is this good enough?" Students (or anyone else) when they know their effort isn't up to par but they are hoping to skate.

 

I am always amazed at how much I get done between my morning nap, and my afternoon nap...