A friend, vintage road racer, called me Saturday: "Hey I'm throwing out some ****, come over." "No, I got too much **** already." "But this is good ****." 'Well how much **** is there?" "Lotta ****. Bring a truck." "Oh alright. ****."
now that there is booty !! when my friends call n tell me they got some “ good stuff” I can have it’s usually bed frame angle iron , old batteries and Aresol cans that don’t spray. You got good friends !!
That's some nice ****. It was nice of him to give you his dog, cute little fellow! I'd of taken him too!
Great score...or is it? Some 10 years ago I had a friend give me a similar load of misc. ****..all good stuff, too nice to toss away. Well, 10 years later, and I've only used about 5% of that load on my projects. With that load, and a lot of my own ****, it's now time for me to find a "friend" to take a free load of ****.
Quite the ***ortment of stuff you picked up. What's that aluminum thing that resembles a ramp or a guardrail or a ???
<< Nope, that's him here. Once a car guy, always a car guy. Lol, you're not alone there. Usually by the time I get notice of a moving sale the place is gutted. I get the garden hose, the ladder, the broom and the remaining spray cans on the shelf. Yep, woke up this morning wondering why I grabbed all this ****. Then I figured it out: SMWS - Swap Meet Withdrawal Syndrome. On the bright side I just put up a bunch of shelving, and what I can't use or give away goes in the s**** metal guy's truck down the street.
Have you ever noticed that people who tell you, that you have to much ****. Are the ones that give you more ****.
Because they know you’ll take the **** off their hands and put it with their own ****..and now you won’t need to worry about that **** anymore because your **** became their ****. Now when they sell your old **** to some other **** head and make a profit he’ll become an ***hole and not your good **** buddy anymore.
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