Features Look who became an alliance member!

This guy did! [emoji1303] lol. Well I only put that off for about 8 yrs! Feeling kinda special with my new found hambness.



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Thanks, for helping team H.A.M.B. !

 

Without a doubt there is no other blog, online group etc that come even close to the H.A.M.B.! [emoji1303][emoji1303]


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Congrats.....and now you get a key to the executive bathroom.

 

Cool! I just joined a couple weeks ago after years of lurking.

 

Joe blow, now that is funny! Lol


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Uh, yeah, the shitter is still broke

 

Have they taught you the hand shake yet?

 

From out of the shadows he came, he joined, now, he is whole! Good for you!

 

Got the pinky ring yet?

 

This is some funny stuff!


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No one has told him what is in store at the initation?

 

^^^^Guess not.
Did anyone tell him about the HAMB logo brand on the ass? No? Oh, boy!
If you let your Alliance membership lapse and re-up you have to get another one.
Just sayin’....

Welcome just the same.

 

With you not being a Alliance Member if you knew the secret handshake we would have to kill you. HRP

 

After the first you don't want a second one. HRP

 

I have been an alliance member in the past

 

We changed it when you left

 

I ain't shaking ANYONE'S hand until that shitter is fixed.

 

Damn! They will let anyone in now!

Welcome!

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Congratulations!!! You are the lucky one millionth member! You have won a genuine artificial gold plated HAMB tag topper, a rare mother of pearl inlaid carbon fiber Prius 3 spd shift knob (sorry, HAMB knobs are all gone), and a magnum of Chateau Shift du Pape champagne flavored ATF.

 

Your decoder ring is in the mail.

 

Well there ya go ! Hey can I borrow a 1/2 - 9/16 wrench ?

 

Is Chateau Shift du Pape champagne flavored ATF Type F or Dexron?

 

I believe it's generally considered an "F"......

 

I like this forum so much that I feel guilty if my Alliance membership expires. Checking in on the Hamb a few times a day is almost as natural as breathing to me. Ryan is younger than most of us but when he decides to retire to Hawaii like he has been hinting I hope he passes us off to someone qualified.

 

Congratulations!

 

Now the big thing is remembering that You need to ask for the Hamb discount when you order something. Some of the Alliance vendors have kept that % off me because I flat forgot to ask for it.

 

The executive bathroom is just about finished!

 

Now he’s ready for the Blood Initiation and Car Coat!


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