OT.... Crazy names

My daughter was dating a kid who's stepfather was named Dick Gay (I swear!) When he called it came up "GAY DICK" on the caller I.D. I thought for sure it wasone of my friends screwing with me.

I had a budy in the Navy named Jack Eaton who swore if he had a daughter he'd name her 'Sweet'

 

When I was a kid in Oklahoma, we had a politician named Larry Derryberry (or something really close to that.

When I worked for social services, I met a guy who named his 3 boys after himself. The oldest was hisname II, next was hisname III, and hisname IV(substitute his real name for "hisname," I don't want to say what his name really was). He didn't understand how that was supposed to work...

Slonaker

 

My wife told me at her credit union there is a lady whom comes in with the name Iza Paine.

 

My ex wife worked for a weekly paper, with want ads etc, well, her job title was a layout artist. and no kidding I found her in that compromising position just once, before I kicked her out for good...

 

What about 'Stew Pidasso' theres gotta be somebody with a name like that lol

 

I went to hig school with Janet Swallows. She had a sister named Debbie.
My aunt worked at a woolworths in east Texas and had a customer named Ophelia Balls.

 

I went to high school with Janet Swallows. She had a sister named Debbie.
My aunt worked at a woolworths in east Texas and had a customer named Ophelia Balls.

 

Hey, anybody know Wilma Fingerdo?

 

Kid who I went to high school with Richard Licher of course we called him Dick. What the hell were his parents thinking?

Optometrist here in town Dr Stoehr (Stare)

If your last name were Pitts would name your little boy Harry, or Arm?

BB

 

My optometrist's name is Dr. Eisenberg..

 

I have been calling UPS and working with Jennifer Teets about a lost shipment

then there was Angela Lovecock who I went to school with, she changed her name to Angela Love in Jr High

 

Company in a neighboring town is “Sandy Beaver insurance company”

right in the middle of the town square.. I laugh every time I pass knowing the owners name is Sandy Beaver

 

theres a place not too far from here called "pho king"

in high school there was an exchange student from some weird country, her first name with Shithead (you say it shi-thead)

-j

 

My Buddy At Work Last Name Is Long-his Daughter Is Getting Married And Her New Last Name Is Cox-the Wedding Invitations Is Gonna Be The Long-cox Wedding

 

As a side story I pumped gas as a kid and a guy named Richard was fixing the furnace one day. Along comes the guys wife and parks at the pumps. I goes out to fill her up and she says Oh...I don,t want gas ,I want Dick! I looked at her and for the first time in my life I was speechless!

 

Ratmotor,

The customer is always right, did you pump her full of dick or only a half a tank of dick?

 

In Ida, Michigan there was a family named Pigg. You guessed it, twin girls, Ima and Ura. Bet they end up spinsters...

Our attorney general is Mike Cox. How would you put together his campaign? Singular or plural?

Also a urologist named Dick Tapper. Named his son Peter. They work together in the same office now.

A Michigan goat farmer and judge: Rusty Plummer.

My last name is Bowles (super, ceral, toilet...) but I get calls for Bowels all the time. I tell them they moved.

 

A friend of mine's girlfriend was named Sharon Peters. He married her ,now her name is Sharon Ball.

 

went to school with a kid called Ragagaga Walder...
did some business with the Milk Marketig Board...the rep was called Mr Creamer...
Used to work at am Unemployment office... people I delt with included..
Mushroom Nes'pa
a girl whos last name was Anfield and first name was the whole of the Liverpool football team from 1980sumat!
Status Quo...who didn't know if he was mr Status Quo or Mr Quo, first name Status all his mates still called him Daz..
and then there was the guy who over the years had been called..
Elvis Presley
Muddy Waters
Otis Reading
James Bond (twice around 5 years apart!)
John Eagle (why!)
John Wolfe (He thought that was good cowboy name but is actually the name of a race parts supplier!!)
and Thomas Magnum, When I asked why Thomas Magnum he said
"my benefit card now says Thomas magnum PI" (PI stood for personal issue as he didn't have a secure adress to send his benefit cheque to)
MY retort..
"Yep...PI stands for Pissing Idiot!)

 

When I worked at Reynolds Metals Company in the early 90s, the Chief Executive Officer's name was Dick Holder! He signed that name to every company document that crossed his desk including the annual report! I think I might have gone by Richard.

 

There's a guy from Long Island who has built some great rods, more to the techie side though...Dick Fealy! (Not sure of the spelling, but pronounced Feely)

 

I have a cousin named Candy Cain.

 

There is a family i know. There last name is Ball and all the kids legal names are. Eight Ball,High Ball,Cue Ball,Red ball andHard Ball,and they all hate there dad.I worked with eight Ball.

 

I grew up with a kid named Paul Paul,...poor guy

 

I had a friend in school with the name of Darrell Offt, even his mom called him Jack...

 

i worked with a dude named joe bloe once and another guy whos name was jefferson davis that happened to be black .. he prefured bein called pete!

 

My physics teacher last year was named Richard Frye, and we called him Dick Frye. He eventually got tired of all the shit the kids gave him and moved to south dakota.

 

that would make south dakota a dick fryin friendly state!(OUCH!!)

 

old history teacher named- mike hunt

 

When I was in preschool there was a kid named Brock Lee. I also went to school with (albeit I was a few grades ahead) with a kid named Justin Case.

My friends Matt and Elysha had a dilemma before they were getting married because her last name was Green and his was Dicks. She didn't know what to do... take his last name only or hyphenate. She ended up taking his last name only... Mrs. Green-Dicks would definitely catch her some hell with the 5th graders.