No, but I snorted enough cocaine to kill a horse and laid a few hundred girls in my 20s! That count?!?! Lol.....
When I was in basic training at Ft. Bliss Texas, I laughed when it wasn't appropriate. I had to run around the company formation with my M-14 over my head saying "I will not laugh" until I could no longer hold my rifle over my head. Then there was always the one laying on your back with your feet up and your rifle over your head saying "I'm a dying cockroach".