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Larry you beat me to it

 

Dan the best way to use anti seize is hand it to someone else and have them apply liberally.

 

that is what is called a jeep in a box, some assembly required.

 

Thats what you call a shotgun bead.
Oh by the way
What do you say to a welder with a 40 IQ?
Nice bead.

 

What'd he get him for, no front plate?

 

Thats an AW SHIT moment!!!

 

Thats not what I thought, but then again I dont think like every one else, so Im not sayin anything.

 

she is whats called a ride enhancement.

 

When you build a car to cover all the different phases of your automotive life!

 

Pretty sure it`s AI,,,,but it`s funny.

 

At least he has a crash helmet.

 

A friend who came here from SoCal did that to all the engines he built, sort if a signature thing. He built some badass stuff.

If not for the dual front wheels it is sorta' cool.

 

I got busted by an older geezer who said I had "buggered up that Stovebolt engine by painting it blue!"

 

He should have asked them to put his ET on the board with his name.

 

There were lots of blue ones. Grey, red, & orange ones too. Green and I think even some industrial yellow ones. Over the years they have been painted every color other engines have been painted and not one color "buggered up" one. Some geezers get their boxers in a wad.

 

Yeah, the smirk says it all!

 

As I saw this I showed my wife the pic and said "been there", but without the bomb.
( which BTW might be a practice bomb, ( I've hauled many )
Seeing it twice now I s'pose I ought share.
Waiting to get unloaded, of TV dinners, one eve, at a grocery whse, So Portland Maine.
I'm thinkin' they might get me empty before the pizza shop closes, OBoy.
Another driver comes up with signed bills, says "yer done"
As a practice I check for any written comments,
Hop out, walk back, see that the dock plate was pulled in. But No...
PIZZA.... Well they had told the driver which door, but he not too bright.
NO PIZZA

 

Some duct tape and they are good to go.....

 

duct tape has kinda replaced coat hangers and #9 tie wire, so if they had some they would be well on their way