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to, too, two Oh and tu tu

 

Naw, you got to trow out a little nitwit bate every once in awhile…

 

Thank you @oldiron 440, that gave me a good needed laugh!

Larry

 

Don’t forget sail too!

 

I could be a wise-ass and point out that Down Under a butternut squash (Cucurbita moschata) is often called a gramma. But that might be poor grammar, and my gramma taught me to speek betta.

Cheers,
Harv

 

BMW = Big Money Wasted

 

I'll buy that!.....

 

Yep, I threw away the metric conversion gears for my lathe.

 

And "brakes" and "breaks"....I rest my case....

 

Eight dollars!!!

 

Back in the 80's we would say, "BMW = Break My Windows"

 

how does that work when Im havin a shitty day and I brakes a bolt off or am I breaksen it?

 

I still dont know what size a 5.7 is when they ask me what engine my 71 ranch wagon has I tell em its a 460 my 56 ford is a 292 68 mustang is a 351, guess Im fibben a bit here I know what engine is in my 2011 ford diesel cause it has 6.7 powerstroke on the door.

 

Perspective man. In Oct 1974 gas was 30 cents a gallon. Two months later it was 60 cents a gallon. Less then 6 months after that it was a buck a gallon. The price of gas raised 3x its original price in less then 9 months.

It was quite a shock to the people with cars that got 10-12 mpg, which was most of the gas buying public at the time.

Look at the price at the gas pump where you live, imagine in 2 short months it is double that price, then in less then 6 months later, it increases by another 50%. I'm betting you wouldn't be happy seeing those increases.

We scream if the price goes up 50 cents a gallon, because it takes money away from what we had to spend on other things.

 

My buddy Mark Litagot still works there.....

 

most important , when to use seen and saw

 

Then there's the use of "ect" instead of "etc". One of my pet peaves..

Larry

 

So tell me, how do you guys measure your MILFS...??? (Go back and take a closer look.)

 

Even the Olds is smiling!

In inches, hands, feet, cubits, yards, rods and yes we saw the MILFS, but that is an IQ measurement not length. We also just eyeball and lot of stuff.