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Ouch! Too close to home again.

 

Student brought in a friend's mother's station wagon. With time before school started meant a trip to Mickey-D's was necessary. They came back late, car on the hook. It seems with half a dozen accomplices, it's not hard to convince the driver to do a neutral bang. "What are we going to tell his mom? " "If you were smart enough to do it, you're smart enough to figure it out. Just remember, I'll get asked."

 

Talking to my old nabor (an authority on old stuff)
"What's it like after 75 years of marriage, waking up and looking across the bed and thinking thats the only one I have been to bed with ?"

He said: " I will ask the wife, and get back to you ,"

 

Been there, done that. Tightening a pinion nut on a PU on jack stands. One notch at a time on a 12 point socket.

 

You need to change the valve filter.

 

Torqueflite?

 

^^^^^^ Now that’s some funny shit right there!

 

You must always check you dragster for stray cats before you fire it up!

 

Do Not show this to Flat Top Bob! Those who know him will know what I'm talking about.

oops

 

Yeah, that happened to mom's Torus (sp) some years back.... poor kitten...

 

70s Mont Carlos were good for chopping up cats in the winter with that big old fan shroud. Hosed many a kittens out from there!

 

Think I'm gonna blow chuncks....

 

Had to do that too to get all the kitten out.