funny things to say, words you use

In a ever changing world of what is in / what is not ..


What is a word, saying etc .you use currently ?


I said to a freind .. "I pine for one of those "..

he had no idea what that meant ..
and that is old ?

 

my line is "you better do it my way, if you can smell what i'm steppin in"

 

a while back i was getting a beer with my pops and i told him "dad our waitress is nails dont you think" and he looked at me like i was speaking gibberish told him it was another way of saying shes hott or youd nail her now he says it alll the time

 

You shoulda just told your pops you'd like to get a little stank on your hangdown.

 

I Know These Are Old Like, Me But I Use To Say....


Ain't Not'in To It, But To Do It.....

Ain't No Thing But A Chick'n Wing....

Boo Yaa...

Simon Ese...:d

 

I'll slap you naked and hide your clothes!

I'll slap the snot outta you and beat your ass for having a runny nose.

He didn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his ass.

 

Jizz it up+put some sealer/ grease on it/in it.

 

I'll beat you till you bleed, then I'll beat you for bleedin.

If you stop to pick up a nail, you're FIRED !

 

Dad used to say someone didn,t know if they were punched,bored or chewed out by the rats. Also that someone was crazier than a shithouse rat!

 

i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy- tom waits

 

That ain't copeastetic!

Looks a bit off the kittywhumpus to me!

If he'ed just keep quiet, we wouldn't know how stupid he really was!

I'm gettin along just famous!

(How are you today?) Fair to middle'in

I'm so busy, I should be twins!

 

Here are few ...he is so cheap ones

He is tighter than a scuba suit

He is tighter than bark on a tree

He so cheap, to him a penny looks like a man hole cover

Tigher than a bulls ass in fly season

Copper wire was invented by him and his dad fighting over a penny

 

Busier than jumper cables at a redneck wedding.

 

I think it's cool when these things live on through the generations. I heard my 23 yr old daughter yell at her boyfriend when he went out in the cold the other day without a coat saying "you're gonna catch your death of damn foolishness", she picked that up from her Great grandfather when she was just a kid.
He also used to say, when hearing someone had died, "Ya know, there are people dying today that never died before."
Or when he'd fart, "ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for your asshole, your belly would bust",
or "an empty house is better than bad tenants"
He was born in 1902, and when he died we had to add his nickname to the obituary since it's what everyone new him as, since he was a kid he was known simply as "Hooligan", a nickname he earned, believe me.

 

what the hell was the thing with the cat you said last week. that was classic

 

Every once in a while, I still use sayings that my Grandpa used to say. "Thats the cats ass" "Its colder than a well diggers ass in the Klondike" "that's the bees knees" "Shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which fills up first" " If farts were money, you wouldn't even have a whiff"

He had tons of them, most of them I say all the time without even realizing where I heard them from.

 

a favorite of my dads was "I can't smell what your thinkin"

 

my boys and I sometimes call beers "shims"
-cause it's that little bit that gets you where you need to be
Cory

 

I like it

 

"Put a zipper on your flipper."

 

The wife always says' I dont give a rats ass..." Wonder wheer THAT came from.

 

i'm not long to get a hard with.

piss up a rope.

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

melarky.

my dicks as hard as algebra.

fart in a windstorm.

my family was full of great stuff
george

 

Here`s a line I like to use.If someone say`s to me "why are you such an asshole?",I like to reply "So you dont feel so lonely!" It`s a great line cos you can use it in most confrontational moments and make the other guy look a complete dick,LOL.

 

Half again as much.

My wife loves that one.
CHAZ

 

Dad, one of my favorite sayings is "You don't know shit from Shinola" For you kids among us, Shinola was a brand of shoe polish WAY back in the day.... Another is "I'm ready to go to Florida "at the drop of a hat!" And I don't even own a Hat... There are others that I picked up from my mom and dad like "copacetic"

One word the yourger crowd uses that I dislike is "Sick", meaning cool. Where'd that come from? I'm of the generation that still uses "bad' as describing something good and throw an occasional "groovy". So I probably shouldn't say much...

Jan

 

Still use groovy myself

I like to use "GOT HONKED" when someone pays to much

 

"wipe that shit-eating grin off your face"

why is it that whenever i say this no one knows what im talking about?

 

How about "Man! That Looks As Sexy As Socks On A Chicken"!

He wouldn't make a pimple on a Carpenters,or Welders, or ETC: ASS!

Botchen (for bitchen so we wouldn't get our mouths washed out with soap).

 

Colder than a witches tit!!
Hotter than the hubs of Hell.
He don't know shit from mud!!!
Her old man musta beat her with the ugly stick
Its gotta be "dead nuts" accurate
Hornier than a 4 peckered owl---
Slipperyer than whaleshit
she's two axe handles and a plug of chewin tobacco across the ass
He couldn't organize a dog fight in a parking lot---

 

My current favorite.

"Beaten like a Ginger Stepson!"

P.