Name my event!!!

Betty's Spaced Out Booper Roundup

 

Man....

We've called a lot of venues and still have a few more to call. We have an open invitation for a car show at a "large bike rally in Galveston" but we're just not happy with the atmosphere. To be polite.

No Lone Star anything.
No brawl, ball, billet, hoe, rust, smack, or rat.
I brought up Dirty South something but that "does" resemble Alabama-Mississippi more than Tejas.

I'm kinda partial to "Beer, Burnouts, and Boobs" but I don't think that would fly.

The Uranus Burnout? lol...

 

I am humbled by the awe-inspiring PaperDog!

C'mon down to Bettie's RAM-BA-LAM RUMBLE-IN...

Another brain fade...ALL RODS...NO CATTLE show!

 

The Bush Bash.

 

Bullshit, Brad! If you have one hair(on your ass, obvously not your head), you MUST call it that!

 

Bayou City Roundup

 

Viva Las Hunnert Jalopy Round-Up Proof Invitational For Rusty Dixie Rebels

 

That's not hard. We've been doing it at the Pileup since 2002. We get a few pissy people, but most get it and respect it. Just make sure your criteria is CLEAR and well advertised with your flyers/website/ads/etc. "ol skool" is not "clear".

So... um... "funtime girls"? I thought you could only do that in Vegas...

Houston is on the Bayou?
Bayou Boogie
If you want to limit yourself to a fad, but one that will get you a lot of attention now, work in "rat rod" like The Rat Rod Rustle

 

Thrust and Lust Weekend

 

lol

 

Right Stuff Wrangle

Cattle Town Blastoff

Oil Harbor Hoedown

 

there you go something with rat rod in it cause it is the lastest phrase for this game


South Texas Rat Rod Hustle



Hey Kirk I like yours too
a lil bit of everthing for the masses right

 

Clutch City Breakdown

 

Rat Rod Boogaloo II

 

Clutch City = Nickname for Houston earned by the NBA Rockets when the Rockets won the 1994 - 1995 championship after an unspectacular regular season. Houstonians would love this reference, and, well, car people would like the word 'clutch'.

Breakdown = An instrumental break in a song sometimes limited to just percussion(hammering exhaust). In the context of other gatherings named 'roundup' and 'pileup', 'breakdown' has a nice ring to it.

 

Nappy Headed Ho....down

Rich

 

We can save the rat rods for vegas.

 

Bayou City Brawl sounds good to me

Or how 'bout Jalopy Fest 2007, Bayou City

 

The Ya Hoo Hullabaloo

 

thanks i guess?
right off the top o my head too
cmon i had only about 3 minutes to think about it-- how else do people do this ... just start thinkin and it spills forth

stay on the ground blast off
just try and hold our jets
rough reentry
all systems go wild



nasa and space travel are lost on the trekkie generation???

 

dry derik pumping station
crude and slippery
gushers and pumpers

 

I would add a name but every time I fly to Texas I get stuck in the airport cuz of bad weather......I like Texas, but I can't fly there!

 

I think the

Houston Hoedown

sounds good. Kinda similar to the "Lonestar Roundup", but different enuff to seperate the two shows.

 

this is a car show. not an orgy. well, its not an orgy until waaaaaaaay later hahaha.

 

I think these are actually really good!

 

What about: B.Y.O.B.B.B.B. hahaha

bring your own bikes, bombs, bitches and booze.

 

the burnout it is!

www.burnouthouston.com

check back for details soon! bands, cars, bikes, hot chics and booze! i'd better see you ALL out there!

 

You forgot Uranus. At least throw the Bayou City in there.

Thanks,
Kurt

 

3rd Coast Scrotum Scrapers Jamboree

 

"The No-Aluminum Nappy-Headed Ho'down"