Sunday School...

...todays lesson...You're/Your

..."let me know when you're coming over with your deuce"...

..."you're not choosing your words correctly"...

..."you're a ****-stirrer Larry, shut your mouth"...


......cl*** dismissed.......

 

Larry,
THANK YOU.

 

Can you please add sell/sale

I'm going to sale my car.
My car is for sell.

Seen it way too many times.

 

How about brake and break?

 

...don't forget......Then/Than

..."get you're damn car running, then we can go for a ride"...

..."I'd rather *#%&! than ride in that damn thing!"...

 

I here ya Larry

 

Your the man , Larry .

 

How about using paragraphs?

I don't care if it's grammatically correct or not, just stick a blank line in there once in a while to make it easy to read.

 

While we're at it let's not forget the ever popular "their/there".

 

Their ol skool rodz are over there.

They're very bad spellers.

 

You,ve missed a biggie. Using "text speak" on a forum. You know, c u l8r M8, that sort of thing.

Fuggin Masta-b8-ers. Stop it.

 

Tanx Lairee!

 

Heh, good one.

 

THEY'RE coming over in THEIR hotrod from over THERE. Car for SALE, must SELL, give me a BREAK, it needs BRAKES. Regardless of whether you use chatroom shorthand or not, people judge you by the words you use, and how you use them and how well you spell (***uming the reader is NOT an illiterate twit). When I see an ad that says FOR SELL...or has good BREAKS....or needs a new STIRRING box, I know this may not be a good vehicle to acquire. As my sons got older, their schools became more lax...."oh, spelling is not important, it's whether they can express themselves adequately or not". Guess how many people I've actually hired that couldn't even fill out a simple employment app? And even a resume' that has basic monosyllabic text - don't people READ anymore?

dj

 

What's all this I hear about the HAMB douche club??







Ah, Miss Litella, that's the HAMB DEUCE club...




Never mind, *****.

 

And while we're at it, just what does 'prolly' mean?

 

It prolly means probably. Give people a brake, their just too lazy to spell it out. Your not going to change they're ways.

 

That was quite possibly the funniest thing I've read so far this year!!

 

aw, what the hell.......

Strippers strip. Stripers Stripe. Anybody know a stripper striper?

 

Too/to

Is my car to low?

Me to.

Lose/loose

What a looser.

Did you loose that race?

**** it, cl*** dismissed.

 

I seen a 55 Chev at the junkyard Saturday. Seen it ainn't got no motor and trannie. But seen it still gots a reerend and just some miner rust. I'll prolly go get it this weak if its stile four sell. Thin 3 hunerts two much? I seen wear they make good gaserz.

 

What about duel wheels? Duel? Do they fight to the death, or just until they mame (I know - its maim) each other?

Duel - to fight
Dual - more than one

I know I'm guilty of using words like prolly, yanno, and wanna, but I'm using them more in jest.

And for everyone who doesn't know how to properly use the word "****", please click the following link for a proper English lesson. You'll be glad you did!

http://justin.justnet.com.au/rudestuff/uses-of-the-word-****.html

 

Language lessons from an oikee?

j/k couldn't resist.

 

Supposebly.

 

...that's 'okie', you iliterate kansas person you...

 

* Yawn*




( hopefully that was grammatically correct...)

 

And that is illiterate, BTW....

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=illiterate&x=35&y=15