Chick Magnet!

.... Then they told him "it's time to get you back to the old folks home"....


Malcolm

 

15 gets ya 20

 

hahaha


Edit: the one in the blue jean skirt has to be 18....has to!

 

First of all, this is some really funny stuff!

Second of all, I wouldn't mind seeing some more pics of your ride!

 

Funny shit, for sure! I've been laughing my ass off reading this stuff! Here's a couple more pics of the car for redlinetoys (sorry, you pervs, I only got the one shot of the girls).

 

I like the body style, the way it sits, radiused wheelwells, no front bumper, the grille, the shifter, the dash, the wheel selection, the exhaust, I like it all, its different and it looks fast. I would probably paint it to match a paint horse(think Arnie Beswick pontiacs tiger paint schemes).

 

Jailbait: if you don't hit it someone else will!!

 

Thanks for the kind words. If I ever paint it, it'll probably be a one-color job with lettering, sorta like the Mooneyes Chevy at the HAMB Drags.

 

heheh - I spent the day at work "working" and taking everything off the camera. I have the action shots of your car.

Send them girls here.

 

Candy's dandy - but liquor's quicker...

I don't know old you are but in my case I hear something like..."you're so nice, just like my Grampa". That'll burst whatever bubble you thought you had - LOL

Charlie

 

Why you dirty old men, why is it the chicks that dig my cars are usually older than the car itself ? Why doesnt jail bait crawl on my junk?

 

Just love it when they call you "sir"

 

So, how much did you have to pay your Daughter and her friends to pose for the picture?

 

Ha, ha ,ha now that was funny!

 

Dude, what are you thinking? You WANT your wife to be aware of this chick magnet phenomena? STOP IT! Your gonna mess it up for all of us!

Just messin with ya, nice car man!

 

seems to me that bunch of girls was raised right

 

That's pretty funny, but I only have 18-year-old twin sons. I showed them the pictures, and they said they might have seen one or two of them around, and "They look like Mormon girls." That cracked me up.

 

Eric,
I can't wait to see that old beast doing a burnout! As for sending you the girls, I've never seen them before, and doubt I'll see them again, unless they get another urge to rub on my rod.....er....car.

 

You know whats great about turning 36? You can sleep with girls half your age and nobody can say anything

 

From what I remember about the young ones (when I was young) they're too boney,find their moms.

 

Ha ha ha, leave it up to a Texan to help a fellow American out.

Hey Animal, strangers always have the best candy.

 

Careful Animal! I heard of a gang of five young slutty horny girls that will have sex with you on your car for hours and then let you slap them around and get you drunk with beer they bought themselves, then when you wake up your wallet is gone! It's happend to me five times in the same place so just be careful it can happen to you!

 

The girls. How much for the girls, I want to buy them.

 

well, as i'm a bit older, i'd want to see what mom looks like too...

hey animal, that alamosa?
what the hell you doing with those 'chainers?
surprises me they'd even let you in....

 

Where were you at ? PM me the location. Please .

 

Mmmmmmmm MILFs - gotta love them too.

 

This has got to be the funny thread of the year! I have laughed my ass off !

 

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So true So funny So painful. Jay

 

LOL....yeah, they let me and Ratso in with our rides; they even had another half-dozen or so that weren't polished up like hookers at a Shriner convention. We went to show people how much fun you can have actually driving a car all the time. They got a lot of attention, at least from the crowd . And their were some pretty fine moms around, too..............but they thought I was old enough to be their dad.