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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by 1930 ratrod, Sep 12, 2007.

  1. notebooms
    Joined: Dec 14, 2005
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    notebooms
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    yes, definately OSR issue #13-- the car had a hot Ol' Skool beauty queen strattling the engine too, and that's the same issue where they did a tech on how to use chemicals to rust out uncool cars that dont have any. it's one of the best issues!

    -scott noteboom



     
  2. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
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    from Garner, NC



    now I have a tummyache from laughing so hard...
     
  3. PeteFromTexas
    Joined: Apr 4, 2007
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    Priceless, just priceless... I still have a "Mcphail sucks" pin on my jacket!
     
  4. tjm73
    Joined: Feb 17, 2006
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    Whos is McPhail anyway?? I've never heard of him.....
     
  5. mpls|cafe|racer
    Joined: Jun 18, 2006
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    mpls|cafe|racer
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    How do you take an asshole up the ass? :confused:

    I mean, it's not like they come in a 16 pack like those little donuts.

    [​IMG]

    Bet you thought those were donuts.
     
  6. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
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    Correct, he will suck forever, possibly even afer that.
     
  7. I've never seen that car before but it has some resemblance to mine, I'm glad no one called me a copycat or anything....lol
     
  8. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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    Is there any way to rate this thread 8 stars?
     
  9. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
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    Yep, McPhail Sucks.
     
  10. KIRK!
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    It's been scientifically proven that EVERY issue of OSR is the best. It's really a reason to keep on living.
     
  11. nexxussian
    Joined: Mar 14, 2007
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    OMG, this is too FUNNY.:D
     
  12. straykatkustoms
    Joined: Oct 30, 2001
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    Here is a picture of Dennis and VooDoo Jim kruzin at the Stray Kat 500.
     

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  13. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
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    You should make a video like this chick (correction, DUDE) did, but for McPhail.

    Just insert McPhail each time she says Britney.

    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kHmvkRoEowc"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kHmvkRoEowc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>


    LEAVE MCPHAIL ALONE!!!!!!!





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  14. BAD ROD
    Joined: Dec 16, 2004
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    Kirk, I am embarrassed to know this, but that is a dude in the video.
     
  15. KIRK!
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    Are you serious?!?!?! Holy crap!
     
  16. BAD ROD
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    Yeah, I heard him on Howard Stern.
     
  17. isn't that the same issue that shows how to cuff your pants properly and came with a free temporary rockasilly tattoo?
     
  18. "THAT'S" funny!
     
  19. h.i.
    Joined: Jan 29, 2007
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    I was scared when I thought it was a girl. That's the freakiest thing I've seen in a while. This thread kills me.

    fred
     
  20. photofink
    Joined: Apr 14, 2007
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    I cried too .. but at least I didnt show the world
     
  21. My nuts hurt from laughing so hard. She(?) needs to shave really bad
     
  22. Eryk
    Joined: Jul 5, 2005
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    Best Thread Ever.

    :D
     
  23. SinisterCustom
    Joined: Feb 18, 2004
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    "You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you."- Psycho......
     
  24. 53burb
    Joined: Jun 25, 2004
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    Kirk. Where the f--k do you find this shit? I just saw the other videos and it's a man? Whoa, scarry shit right there! KNUX!
     
  25. COOP666
    Joined: May 8, 2007
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    from Austin TX

    Screw all this t-bucket stuff - now I want some donuts.

    [​IMG]
     
  26. KIRK!
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    What's scary is that I saw it on the news.
     
  27. photofink
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    Donuts???
    I thought that was over battered calamari
     
  28. How come you call it metalic? That's a fiberglass car.
     
  29. chevnut
    Joined: Jun 29, 2006
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    from Corona, Ca

    Is it just James and Kirk into hotrods? Does Lars own a hotrod?
     
  30. mpls|cafe|racer
    Joined: Jun 18, 2006
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    mpls|cafe|racer
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    He's too busy looking like a greek pedophile and suing people over stupid shit. ;)

    Lars=Maximum suckage.

    Metallica was so much cooler when they drank.

    [​IMG]

    They never had anything on Nuclear Assault or Kreator though.
     

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