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Roothawg Turns 39

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by RootsRoots, Sep 15, 2007.

  1. RootsRoots
    Joined: Sep 13, 2007
    Posts: 12

    RootsRoots
    Member
    from Oklahoma

    39 years ago :eek: , the guy you know as “Roothawg” entered into this world. With a C-Gas Racer for a Dad, he was destined for a life in the garage. He owned his 1st truck at age 2 & from there I lost count of his vehicles. No one knows for sure how many cars & trucks he has owned but I know it’s more than his age today and that’s a lot! For those of you who know Root, you know he has a real passion for restoration & racing. His rods are always unique just like him. This is the same guy who has requested that after his funeral at graveside, he wants all his friends to do one last burnout and send him out in a cloud of smoke with his favorite aroma of burnt rubber in the air. He the guy that lives for the next road trip to meet up with some of his boys from the H.A.M.B. & every night dreams that same dream of finding that steal of a deal in some old lady’s shed...in mint condition of course.

    Careful now, a mid-life crisis may try to creep up on you Root. Try to resist any crazy urges that you may get like selling your house and building a shop big enough for your whole family to move into (so you can sleep near all your project cars), or traveling the world in a tear drop trailer that you build out of scraps in your shop….well just be careful. One good thing is that you can check with your Insurance Company, cause you might be eligible for a discount for being “antique” or “vintage.”

    We love you Root and for more than just your flaming Chuck Taylors and ability to talk endlessly about cars. There are no others like you. You are original and an inspiration. Now quit crying you big baby and blow out the candles before the fire department shows up and you better make this one count cause next year is the big one. Happy Birthday!:)
     
  2. Bill.S
    Joined: May 5, 2004
    Posts: 449

    Bill.S
    Member
    from NW OH

    Happy burfday and did you know 39 was the new 20.
     
  3. beatnik
    Joined: Nov 8, 2002
    Posts: 2,209

    beatnik
    Member

    Happy Birthday Chris!
     
  4. Hotrod F-1
    Joined: Dec 19, 2006
    Posts: 581

    Hotrod F-1
    Member
    from OK

    Great write up on him and happy birthday Root! :cool:
     
  5. Roothawg
    Joined: Mar 14, 2001
    Posts: 25,608

    Roothawg
    Member

    That would be my younger sister........I see a wedgie is in order.
     
  6. jerry
    Joined: Mar 2, 2001
    Posts: 3,469

    jerry
    Member

    Oh to be 39 again!

    Happy B'day Root! You going to make Austin in April?


    jerry
     
  7. Jeff Norwell
    Joined: Aug 20, 2003
    Posts: 15,126

    Jeff Norwell
    MODERATOR
    Staff Member

    Wedgie fries with Cheese?
    Happy berthday you nappy head ho!

    All the best from the Northmen
     
  8. dragrcr50
    Joined: Jul 25, 2005
    Posts: 3,865

    dragrcr50
    Member

    H.B.D. Rootman...
     
  9. BELLM
    Joined: Nov 16, 2002
    Posts: 2,590

    BELLM
    Member

    Happy birthday Chris, ya young whippersnapper! By the way, anyone know what a whippersnapper is? Hope it ain't something bad:eek:
     
  10. Pops
    Joined: Jul 10, 2006
    Posts: 486

    Pops
    Member Emeritus
    from Tulsa

    Happy birthday dude. It was cool talking to you at Mokan. 39. I was 39.....once.

    J.
     
  11. Happy birthday man!!!!
     
  12. AaronP
    Joined: Mar 15, 2005
    Posts: 334

    AaronP
    Member
    from Hooker, OK

    Damn Root you are old. But I'm right behind you.
    Happy Birthday Buddy.
     
  13. Damn yer old..............wait, no, I am 38 next month
     
  14. D.W.
    Joined: Jun 5, 2004
    Posts: 2,070

    D.W.
    Member
    from Austin Tx.

    Happy Birthday to ya Root.
     
  15. Happy Birthday Root!
     
  16. FLAT-TOP BOB
    Joined: Aug 19, 2002
    Posts: 1,968

    FLAT-TOP BOB
    HAMB O'dex Editor

    happy birth day root!

    it's a honor to call you a friend!
     
  17. Happy Burf day, young'un! ;)
     
  18. Bob K
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 5,772

    Bob K
    Member Emeritus
    from Antigo Wi.

    Hey Chris:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You are just 30 years younger than me.

    B:DB
     
  19. Roothawg
    Joined: Mar 14, 2001
    Posts: 25,608

    Roothawg
    Member

    Wow, I could be a large version of BobK in 30 years.:eek:
     
  20. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
    Posts: 9,635

    CURIOUS RASH
    Classified's Moderator

    Dammit.

    I'm gonna beat you to 40.

    At least I'm better looking....:D
     
  21. fab32
    Joined: May 14, 2002
    Posts: 13,985

    fab32
    Member Emeritus

    Happy BD Root. Here's wishing you make it to 62 so you'll know what it's like to be me today.:eek: :cool: :D

    Frank
     
  22. hog mtn dave
    Joined: Jul 14, 2004
    Posts: 1,353

    hog mtn dave
    Member

    39 is old?....HA! It beats the alternative dude.
     
  23. JayD
    Joined: Aug 29, 2005
    Posts: 544

    JayD
    Member

    Congrats on another candle there Root! But you're just a pup!!

    J
     
  24. Hey Chris, Happy Birthday and hope you have a good one.
     
  25. G V Gordon
    Joined: Oct 29, 2002
    Posts: 5,719

    G V Gordon
    Member
    from Enid OK

    Hey Chris, I wondered what that glow on the horizon to the south was. Must have been the candles on your cake. Happy B-Day dude.

    GV
     
  26. Paul
    Joined: Aug 29, 2002
    Posts: 16,764

    Paul
    Editor

    Happy Birthday!

    mine too :D
    I hit the half century mark today :eek:
     
  27. NoSurf
    Joined: Jul 26, 2002
    Posts: 4,664

    NoSurf
    Member

    Happy Birthday Bro!!!

    Damn yer OLD!!!
     
  28. 40Standard
    Joined: Jul 30, 2005
    Posts: 5,970

    40Standard
    Member
    from Indy

    happy birthday kid
     
  29. mrbob
    Joined: Jun 11, 2007
    Posts: 30

    mrbob
    Member

    Happy Birthday Root. Wait till you get my age 61. Oh the windshield frame fit good , thanks again.
     
  30. Kurt
    Joined: Nov 18, 2003
    Posts: 698

    Kurt
    Member

    Happy B-day bud.
     

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