And you thought *you* had a car fetish

Consider the curious case of Canadian car buff Mr. Sandy Wong:

http://www.edmontonsun.com/News/Edmonton/2007/11/23/4680885.html

Those of you with '55 Chevys might want to stay clear of Edmonton.

 

A '91 Buick Century? The man obviously has no taste.

 

Nothing wrong with really, really liking cars. His only crime was getting caught.

 

A man and a '91 Buick Century: It's the love that dare not speak its name.

 

Thats just wong

 

Hey Big Dad... you spelled wang wrong.

 

Bored and Stroked

 

If lovin' cars is Wong, I don't want to be white...

 

no he spelled wang wong. you spelled wong wrong.

 

Rubs his junk on the cars ... Yeeesh what a nut

 

LMAO!!

Bryan

 

No joke.

 

Even the whackjob asian guy doesn't like Japanese cars. Go figure.

 

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!

 

WTF??........Talk about gettin your kicks on Route 66.. This guy is confused as to which "tool" to use on a car.

"If your whackin on your willie
well that ain't no sin
But you don't drag ya dick
Across vintage tin !"

 

where that shitbag is going he's gonna be the center of sexual activity. they will be telling him "his curves remind them of a woman"!

 

...talk about a pearl paintjob...uh, umm...nevermind.

 

Bawhahahaha

 

What bothers me is how did Mike find this shit??
Did you Google "jerk off...cars" ??
hahaha
Who sez the HAMB has too many O/T posts??

 

Just discovered Barry Meguiar's special ingredient!

 

if he gets that frisky over a 328i, he'd better steer clear of my M5

 

My oh My...

 

Funny anybody seen NADs latley lol....................

 

Why was he spanking on the roof? When he could open the fuel door and maybe discover the newest biofuel out there that would even make Al Gore take a turn at the filler neck.

 

Wax on...Whack off!

 

I thought the only jackoffs were found inside BMW's!

 

Ha! More proof to my wife that I am a "normal" car nut!

 

With his record its hard to believe he will only get 90 days.