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Ugly ass customs, post pics here.

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Nads, Jan 8, 2007.

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  1. Anderson
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    That A isn't too bad, nothing a trip to the media blaster couldn't fix.

    Has anyone posted the Buick RV yet? I don't want to think about how many nice cars they ruined to make this abortion.

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    This was just a bad idea...

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    Almost forgot about this one....at the Ft. Worth car show a couple years ago.
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    If I posted these before, sorry...this thread has been going on for while...
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  2. Skankin' Rat Fink
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    This man needs a swift kick in the teeth ... PT cruisers are bad enough when they're not interbreeding.
     
  3. A lot lower than the teeth, that fucker is uglier than I am........wait that didn't come out right!-MIKE:eek::D
     
  4. huffreport
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    That Buick RV sort of reminded me of an oddity that stumbled across about a year ago in this guy's back yard... Now, a duck is already pretty ugly, but grafting a school bus to the top doesn't help matters.

    Couldn't resist sharing this, after seeing that Buick pile-up...

    Happy New Year's!

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  5. I can understand the rational to convert the DUKW but the Buick RV defies explanation. It's so BIZARRO that I thought it was a photoshop creation at first. Where is it now?

     
  6. gearheadbill
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    Just now on Ebay....a beauty!
     

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  7. the apprentice and i got stuck putting all those rubbing rails along the front back and sides of a DUK. SHIT JOB! how many pie cuts do you think we did?
    that "mercules" abortion has a ford V10 not viper and watch out yanks he's heading your way with it this year to clog up your show circuit.enjoy!
     
  8. while im at it here is my contribution to the madness. some of you may have seen this on other forums, it sure does the orunds
     

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  9. DocWatson
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    Hey Stu, I spent some times floating around on something you probably put ribs on when I was in the Army!

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    Not sure why I had to tell you that. Kinda pointless really!
     
  10. doc im 25 so its likely it wasnt me. this was a repro/resto job we did in 2006
     

  11. I read that the year it won AMBR Tex had no plans to go to Oakland. then he recieved call saying he'd won a couple weeks before the show had even opened. so much for politics

    THIS WAS IN REFERENCE TO the XR6 ROADSTER
    the photo didn't transfer
     
  12. DocWatson
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    Why the hell would anyone want to re do one of those POS?
     
  13. this one was so ugly I was embarrassed to take a second photo of the rear (which was worse than the front)
     

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  14. saleen355
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    George was not the builder nor did he have anything to do with car. so maybe he was crazy for taking credit
     
  15. jspeter51
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  16. shitbox2
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    [​IMG] so whats the big deal about this car looks decent to me
     
  17. Landmule
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    "Anybody have a pic of DeRosa's Land Shark, that thing is not particularly attractive."

    Yeah the Land Shark is a fine example. Wasn't that thing at the Oakland Museum show with the Hirohata Merc etc a few years ago? It seems like I saw it there. Sometimes I wonder if these ugly customs are built in very small shops where there is no opportunity to step back and check out the overall look. Either that or the builder just gets so involved in the work that they forget to stop. I like the Plymouth/AMC Marlin combo early in the post.

    It seems like too many people around here decide to put cars on 4x4 chassis. Lots of 4x4 Mustangs, Camaros etc. Modern day bad taste...

    Great thread - I don't remember laughing so hard on the HAMB for a long time!
     
  18. Landmule
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  19. I don't think this looks half bad out of everything else that has been posted here.
     
  20. fiat128
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    Not sure how this escaped but just so no one forgets, it is possible to make an Ass-tech uglier.
     

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  21. damnfingers
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    I agree...interesting treatment...how about a backside view?
     
  22. Not a custom....for that matter, not a hot rod either.....but it is definitely ugly.

    If it has already been shown, I regret making you look twice


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  23. Slammansam
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    wow all I can say is what a bunch of ??????????????
    Some good some not so good but like a wreck on the highway unavoidable to not see as much as possible.
    I couldnt leave the thread for hours looking at what shoulda coulda and woulda been customs?
     
  24. Nailhead
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    You mean like this ??

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    Not H.A.M.B. friendly, but follows the theme of my post....
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  25. garvinzoom
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    Just saw this today and turned around and went back so I could post these pictures. "Hey, how can we take our decent looking car and ruin it?" TADA
     
  26. fiat128
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    "I once knew this girl, Doe-Reen. Looked just like a Jaguar, 'cept she wuz a truck"
     
  27. roddinron
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    That's what I was thinking, though I'd put a hood on it.
     
  28. John Denich
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    And we have a Winner!!! WOW thats FUCKED
     
  29. DirtyThirty
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    this couldn't be gayer if it had cocks glued to it...
    original name, too...
    he looks happy, though...
     
  30. THESNEAKYTIKI
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    WTF you may ask......this is what's wrong with hot rodding today. They actually let this P.O.S into Goodguys Scottsdale Arizona. What do you call it. You can't polish a terd........thesneakytiki

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