Ugly ass customs, post pics here.

It's the kind of car that will someday get restored and bring in 6 figures at Barratt-Jackson.

Patrick

 

After watching the video I was exhausted.

 

Is there any sort of performance advantage ot having giant tail pipes? It reminded me of Mothra.

 

Deep water fording

 

TAILPIPES ??? I thought they were japanese curb feelers

 

Wasn't that David Carradine? Classic bad movie there!

 

I thought it was for shooting golf balls at your competition.

 

Holy crap! When did that album come out? And what ever happened to this thing? The "Vein-Styled" exhaust header is very Old Skool.

 

Still one of my all time favorite ugly cars LOL, made even better by someone on here LOL

 

Yes, these pipes are tuned to produce specific frequencies. To put it as simply as possible, rapid fluctuation of the frequencies "excites" the human Pineal gland in the brain causing it to enlarge and produce excessive melatonin.The pineal gland is large in children, but shrinks at puberty. It appears to play a major role in sexual development, hibernation in animals, metabolism, and seasonal breeding. The abundant melatonin levels in children is believed to inhibit sexual development.All of that explains many things we already know about the Japanese including a dropping birth rate, general reclusiveness, Jap-Scat, tentacle sex and Hentae.

What appear to be automobiles are, in fact, hatchlings spawned from the minds of these youngsters during their sleep state from which they have just awoken. This is a true symbiotic relationship. The creations will now stimulate the glands of the youngsters eventually signaling it is time to return to the hibernation state to channel their inhibited sexual energy and dream in preparation for the next hatching. Fascinating.

Why do they do it? We do not really know yet. Perhaps we never will. All we know is that it will happen again. As great strides are made in scientific research we will continue to observe and learn from this awesome and terrible demonstration of Nature.

 

WTF? Melatonin? Wow, I thought they just had bad taste, I didn't realize it was a chemical imbalance...

 

I guess it's now more freakish than all the rock-a-william fonzie types with giant kid-n-play hair-do's I see at car shows out here in Cali. And they're all fat too, and they drive hondas. Weird.

 

NOW IF ONLY WE COULD GET BOYD CODDFISH AND GEORGE EM-BARRIS TO COLLABORATE ON A PROJECT SO WE COULD HAVE A TRUE REFERENCE POINT.

 

Making a killer kustom is easy... anybody can do it. All ya gotta do is mix an old car with newer parts to make it look like a newer or more expensive vehicle.

 

OH damn! I just threw up a little in my mouth.....

 

Since when does GOODGUY'S have a event in hell

 

Kirk and I see it ALL, you wouldn't believe some of the stuff we've seen.... ;D


What about hot rods? I don't call them ugly, but they sure have a lot of work put in to them.

 

The forty tudor is OK, needs to lose the gimmick.

 

Is that a cavalier dash and console? That plastic fucking junk did not fit properly in the car it was made for so why in the fucking hell would you........

 

only in Wisconsin........its a land full of characters

 

maybe I just have bad taste but I think this is the shit.

 

Definitely shit.

 

Holy crap ... I think thats a 33/34 3w coupe

 

Boy, 57 chevys sure do take a beating.....
Lets see what hasn't been done?


VW powered sandrail !!!!

 

1/4 horsepower

 

I've seen this one before. It was a patent for a device to make automobiles less frightening to horses. As if having a stuffed horse on the front of your car wouldn't be discomforting to live horses.

 

LOL I know that would scare the hell out of me if I was a horse!

 

Yes, they do take a beating... Here's another VW powered finmobile, in pink no less...!!!



Enjoy....

 

The Wedge