F*ck'n NAZI Valet's

I know Jesse. Next time tell Sandra,"I'll go get a table,it's your turn to park the car". LOL!

 

" whoops I forgot... 'KNUKIES' "


hahahaha....

 

ok jesse if u have a badass car like urs most likely the valet guy is goin to try something its like getting in a friends car u have to try it out and have fun

 

Nawww.... that's BULLSHIT! I don't care who you are... those dicks should be parking cars and that's IT! To me, that's like someone breaking into your car and tampering with it. Only difference is they're in a position to hold the keys.

At least they didn't joy ride or dutch oven it or something.

 

What's with all your happy happy joy joy smiley do-hickeys??? pretty annoying

 

haha thats fuckin funny.
as long as they dont steal or break shit, its all good...

although they asked, these nuns had just as much fun in my old truck

 

Thats what I was thinking

 

Its one thing to screw with it, but how dumb do you got to be to record it and put it online. Look at the bright side maybe one of them finally got laid.

 

No fuckin shit, only mental patients are this happy, fuck!

 

It must be rough worrying about what the valets are gonna do to your car when they park it.

 

hey jesse, they are not german but sound most like east f**ck'n europeen....

Just go back, kick the shit'of them and put the video on you tube....

 

Valet parking your car doesn't make you a pussy or a poser, it's available at your basic places for convienience. Sometimes there isn't anywhere safe to self park your cherished ride so you have to compremise.

With all that said I really don't think your basic valet driver would know how to move my Plymouth so I would have to do it myself.


"BloodyKNUX!"

 

Damn,
Maybe this could be a new reality show for the Discovery channel, Valet parking for dummies,maybe it could take Boyd's old spot.

 

Okay, I gotta hear about this?

 

man rule #1 dont fuck with another mans car or girl......just the way i was brought up!

 

Valet parking?!?!

In Paducah?!?!

When did Harned's start that?

 

On one hand I say the fuzzy foreigners took it a little too far by hittin the switches. On the other hand I see myself in the same situation having to show off a little. I dont think I would take it as far as those goofy bastards did.
Up in Chicago 1 year we brought our show car and the get around van to the same hotel. I parked the show car and the Russian valets parked the van of disaster. When we unpacked the van the next day at home I found a kick ass knife shaped like a talon beside the seat.
Sorry for the rambling I just had a root canal and I'm still loopy.
Go Back and Bitch....or Dont.......

 

eyE thINk thERe pUrDY....



must kill family.......must kill family........must ki..........................






simple...just hook all the switches backwards...then you record them lookin retarded and post it on youtube!

 

Whats with all the "player haters" around here? He's got Sandra riding shotgun and listening to Sabbath...... Nuff said.

Despite what the fuckers did, Jesse may as well write them a check or give them the keys for good as apposed to kick their ass. It would cost him less.....

It would be funny as hell to go back and video the look on their face when you ask them to keep it off youtube this time.

 

Maybe Move To Northern Wisconsin We Dont Have Any Of Those Val-lets Hereabouts

 

Who knows what they did with it (or in it) while the camera was off!...

Malcolm

 

shit suxs man..you could have parked it there yer self. what was the whole point of valet then. rip em fruit cakes a new one

 

Damn, no kidding.

Drink a big fat bottle of this...

 

good to see jesse laughin it off , wtf you valet park your ride and they know who you are somebodys gonna clown your shit..

 

I'm in the let ride group if there is one. Any valet who parks something out of the ordinary is going to inspect it's bells and whistles, or train horns! It sucks true, but that dude will be telling his grandkids one day " I not only parked Jesse and Sandy's bitchin ride, i also got to honk the horn"! Hell, I would have done it myself at their age, a memory for a lifetime.

 

Wow, 3 pages in 2 hours, that might be a record. What it must be like to be Jesse James.

In part II he fires it up and smokes the tires for about a half hour. Thats funny.

 

The Other Video Of Those Guys In Your Car Is Much, Much Better!!!!!! You Know The One Where They Are Beating The Piss Out Of It In The Other Empty Lot!!!


Ha!ha!ha! Just Kidding!!

 

Alright.
So you take your Wifey to a nice restraunt for some chow. You pull up, Valet parking. ....

Personally, I would expect some amount of professionalism from a Valet. I don't care if it's a chopped 54, or a new Impala. You're trusting this guy to park the damn thing...end of story. Worst case scenario, he changes the radio station. (or steals the change outta the ashtray.)

What these two dipshits did is fucking WRONG. I don't care if it's me, Jesse James, or the queen of fucin England...it's still the same story. You DON'T FUCK WITH SOMEONE ELSES CAR.

I think it's pretty admirable that Jesse didn't introduce them to the business end of a Tire Iron. I suspect if he had actually caught them in the act, it would have been different. (or hell...mabey he was holding the camera...) Point being, He's laughing off something that would have made me drive over there and bust heads. That is an admirable quality.
Me, on the other hand...I'm an asshole, and would have probably gone to jail for breaking thier fucking fingers.

 

You just have to stop eating at Dennys,Jesse. HA HA! Try a drive through...

 

Maybe a long slow walkaround of the valet area with some eyeball to eyeball time to let 'em know that you know...

Do not fuck around with a car guy's car. Ever.