I've been in this dam little bag for over a year now and finally somebody (whoever the hell is holding me hostage) left the zipper open and there is this computer in the small dark room where I am being held against my will. The GD door is locked so I can't see where I am. I can't even get a good look at the ******* cause he's always wearing a mask. I can tell you though that the son of ***** needs a bath. WHEW!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME PLEASE !!!! Mr Bones
Now THAT'S dedication...he's a hostage with a computer and he STILL heads for the H.A.M.B. first...hehehe
I hate the posts people who have no clue what they are talking about make. Welcome to the HAMB Jim Beam. New here aren't you? Hopefully with spring on the horizon Mr. Bones will find an opportunity to break free. JH
Wow... blast from way back... whatever REALLY happened to Mr. Bones? Did Officer Spellcheck have his way with him? Did Ryan forget him in the rain while visiting the west coast? Did Denise leave him in the roadside emergency bag of Big Olds? Did Samiyam trade him for a fibergl*** bumper? Did Skratch take him to Hollywood? Who knows....
LOL We were just talking about Bones a few weeks ago. Wondering where he was tucked away at. I figured he had gotten lost between some seats.
Last I saw, he was accidently left on the rear 1/4 of BobK's Chevvie. I hope he didn't end up like that dog in the movie Vacation.... -Abone.
Huh? But then again the Early Times Whiskey is making me not understand.... looks like a post I woulda made back in my heavy drinking days!
Hey come on guy's this is serious ****. I need to get out of here, whoever has got me locked in this closet sized room must be a real ****head. WOW there sure must be a lot of new guys around here. Whatever happened to the guy's and gals that took real good care of me and made sure that I had beer and taco's whiskey and the good life. I see some of them mentioned. Loudpedal how the hell are ya? Still got that little green grenade coupe, we sure had a great time in that thing. Denise, where are you? Have you still got that neat convertible, have you got window and a top on yet, I remember freezing my *** off, but we sure had a good time coming home from Bonneville. Speaking of Bonneville is Bob K still around, at least his car had a top and a heater. Does he still have that 47 Chevy with the ugly painted wheels? And SamIyam, yeah I remember you all right, you are the one that made me throw up cause of all the donuts you did in that damn roach rod. Ryan, West coast, I think that's where I first got confused. West coast, East coast, Mid coast. It was a **** of a lot better than not seeing the sun for over a year. I remember a guy with a really weird haircut, I think he called it a Skullet or something like that. Earl somebody? Is he still here. Skratch, is he the guy that pinstriped the back of my head? Never did get to see that for obvious reasons. Where the hell are all of my old friends when I really need them.. HOLY ****, I just looked at the membership, way over 50k members now, that must explain the rude newbie comments. Where the **** is Germ when you need him?? He would straighten those guys out. The guy that started me on this journey, can't remember his name right off hand (that's a joke, me, off hand Ha Ha Ha) Long haired dude from somewhere in the middle of the country but so far north that they had to pipe sunlight to him, junk something????? Oh **** here he comes better get back in my little bag, I hope he leaves the light on for a minute, if I leave the zipper open just a little maybe I can get a look at him and give you guys a description. Later Bones
i have been known to jump to conclusions, yes it has always got me in trouble... Sorry MR BONES welcome back from whatever little bag you have been in.
Where ya headed Mr. Bone's? Autorama and the Gay Michigan *****e's Lovefest? Grace the Ridler w/ your profile? Mabe the Round Up?
I think he should head up here, I got plenty of rum,beer and jagermeister, taco tuesdays at the bar...and maybe a roadtrip with me to spring,tx to meet some hamb'rs...
Oh my! how I've missed you so. I've searched and search, from one coast to the next looking for you. I even got a top, windows and interior in Big Olds just so YOU would be comfortable when I rescued you. I WILL find you sweetheart and bring you back....I promise.
This post made my day! Mr. Bones need some time in the sun. I just hope to get to see him at the Roundup! jerry
What a brief time we spent together lil dude! Seems like only yesterday we were eating Venison from the Northwoods and looking at candy-flaked kustom ***.........good to see you back in circulation.........you didnt lose your disposable cam did you?
Mr Bones, it was fun following in your adventures for the first while. It was a great idea to share your travels with different hotrodders around the world. Hopefully, you can escape the person who is keeping you captive. Either they don't leave the house, or they haven't cared enough to carry on the tradition. You need to be more careful that your next caretaker will take more responsibility in do***enting your travels and p***ing you on for more adventures.
The last time I seen him in person, Roadstar was handing him off to Plowboy or vise versa. If he spent some time in the corn field with Aaron he will never be the same. It has been a long time. It will be interesting to find out where he is.
That is correct. My guess is that poor Mr Bones is actually the brains behind the punk and has been locked up in the cornfield forced to work night and day on it with NO BEER. Hopefully he can stow away under the canopy and run away while in Detroit next month. Good luck little buddy!
I have a 6 pack of Lonestar bounty on that little son of a *****, he owes me money. Bonsey, you can run but you can't hide.
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