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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Richard D, Nov 28, 2006.

  1. dadseh
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    Thanks for that Joe, I thought we were playing 'stump the rodent'? So where was the wallpaper ?
     
  2. squirrel
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    I have no idea where they came from, I just dig staring at the 251,596 bowties on the dash of my 55
     
  3. The wallpaper was in a cafe ,where he was drinking
    the sixpack hemi of 265ci in the E49 Charger...held the record for the fastest 6cyl production car untill the early 90's...porsche took that record from Chrysler australia
    John in AZ
     
  4. squirrel
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    Hi, John! long time no see :)
     
  5. noboD
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    France? Thanks for all the help you give, Squirrel.
     
  6. Flat Ernie
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    What's the forward velocity of an unladen swallow?

    ...or has that been asked? This post is so old, I've forgotten! ;)
     
  7. 53dodgekustom
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    How many threads per inch is a micrometer?
     
  8. Name a GM p***enger automobile, manufactured in the 1910's for sale in the U.S. market, which used a ladder bar - located rear axle.
     
  9. Good question... but since Squirrels are afraid of "Tomcats" I'll throw out some probables...!

    The answer to that equation depends upon a couple of variables... such as atmospheric pressure (You can boil water at a lower temp in a pure vacuum!), speed of movement, size of the bucket, and ambient temperature!:eek::D
     
  10. What is the similarity between a tornado and a South Mississippi divorce?
     
  11. Da Tinman
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    someone is losing a trailer????
     
  12. Now that depends, was it an African or European swallow?:D
     
  13. Ranunculous
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    If you were going to convert your SB Chevrolet V8 to a reverse-rotator(to beat centrifugal force on the race track)would you change the location of the starter or the direction/gear and its spin when turning the flywheel to start?
    (I always wondered how Smokey Yunick supposedly did it with the Hudsons?)
     
  14. Show him what he won, Vanna.
     
  15. squirrel
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    What's "centrifugal force"?
     
  16. MIKE47
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    from new jersey

    I need to read this entire thread, I'm sure it will be a hoot. I have never seen Squirrel stumped. I don't even post questions on the board anymore, I just PM Squirrel.

    Question: 2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 rights makes a ......?
     
  17. Deuced Up!
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    I think the Karate Kid's cousin's girl friend should answer that one.
     
  18. Deuced Up!
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    African or European Swallow?
     
  19. thehotrodguy
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    In boats I have seen it done by relocating the starter to to bell-housing, usually on the top (it's facing the other way). I un-reversed the rotation of a boat motor to put in my '30 chevy coupe. My buddy runs this type of bell-housing on a regular-rotation bbc - he reversed the starter!

    To answer your question accurately, it can be done either way.
     
  20. Revhead
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    As an Autozone employee would say... 2 door or 4 door?
     
  21. flynstone
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    ok who put the ram in the ramalambadingdong???????????
     
  22. pitman
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    Same guy who put the bop, in the bopshubopshubop?,
     
  23. <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100&#37;" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD cl***=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Originally Posted by C9 [​IMG]
    An easy one:

    Chryco V8 from the early 60's - not a Hemi.

    In a Supermarket parking lot, driver would hear a pop under the hood, engine wouldn't start, distributor cap would be askew, but not broken.

    Replace cap, engine started and ran fine until next time around.

    Cause? I,d guess fuel vapors entering the dist through a ruptered dist vacuum advance as a result of a flooding carb condition at shut down. The vapors that collected in the dist cap were ignited by the spark when cranking.

    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
     
  24. bulletproof1
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    ok 350 chevy motor &350 turbo trans in 73 camaro.10-1 compresion....breaks starter housings,sometimes breaks starter bolts and starter falls off .breaks flywheels timing is set... hint only happens after rpms go over 6500!
     
  25. Ranunculous
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    Hey thehotrodguy,
    Thanks for the info! I always wondered about that-whether the bellhousing was cut or ?
     
  26. ok 350 chevy motor &350 turbo trans in 73 camaro.10-1 compresion....breaks starter housings,sometimes breaks starter bolts and starter falls off .breaks flywheels timing is set... hint only happens after rpms go over 6500!

    have your hot lead to your coil on a switch so ya can turn on ignition after engine is turnin over .... like a top fueler or funny car spin it then ignite it your getten a ign fire push back thru the starter


    i ain't squrriel buti did stay at holiday inn
     
  27. Ruiner
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    How about whether '46-'48 Plymouth, Dodge and Chrysler rear fenders will fit on a '40 Plymouth?
     
  28. flathead31coupe
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    i got one a 2x2 intake setup on a running 59a, swap the set up including pushrod and the right pump rod bushing, to a good running 8ba, nothing no fuel..... easy swap, :)
     
  29. 2-TONED
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    so nobody ever needs to post questions on the HAMB, just send your questions to squirrel directly?
    any vehicle or tool, anything.......?

    so squirrel is like 'THE WIZARD OF OZ or i mean HAMB?!
     
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  30. Hubnut
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    I forgot how funny this thread was....Ok why wont this work?
     

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