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o/t heineken 5L kegs what can you use an empty one for?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by wc chopper, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. DIRTYBIRD
    Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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    Jam two pieces of rebar into the side and mount it to the top of your bitchin 80's el camino seat as a head rest.
     
  2. TRuss
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    Fill it with gun powder, bury it in the ground and blow it up. Seriously. Don't do that.
     
  3. fiat128
    Joined: Jun 26, 2006
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    from El Paso TX

    Sell it on ebay with the words "rat rod" in the title.
     
  4. TRuss
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    You could dress in all black, with black eye liner and black nail polish and some goofy big ass suspender pants. Then you could punch the mini keg just hard enough and girly enough for it to maybe bust a knuckle. And when people ask you why you did that. You can say; "So I can feel something."
     
  5. chop in half for some bitchen rat rod light buckets
    duct tape to floor for even bitchener rat rod seats
    cut top and bottom off, hammer flat, for bitchenest rat rod floor patch
    hell build the whole body of your rat rod out of em
    and don't forget to use either top or bottom ring cut outs for steering wheel :eek:
     

  6. One of the coaches gave a 6 pack of bottles for christmas in 2006. There are still 4 left. I call it Hindlicken, probably tastes the same.
     
  7. Toqwik
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    Put a sub in it and sell it to a ricer....
     
  8. '51Plymouth
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    from York, PA

    drill a small hole in the top, put a funnel in the hole, and use it to catch your tears when all the heineken you've drank gives you horrible, burning, beer shits
     
  9. jusjunk
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    Youve been surfin the bay havent you...;) Ive seen em there and yup with the rat rod title... :rolleyes:
    Dave
     
  10. yeah ya beter not do that. i'd go half gunpowder and half manure
     
  11. Bob Dobolina
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    Fuel tank on the swap meet tractor??
     
  12. HOT40ROD
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    from Easton, Pa

    Give to OCC so they can do another ugly bike build.
     
  13. ALindustrial
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    i was going to say a speaker inclosement.. but someone beat me to it.. :D
     
  14. Silent_Orchestra
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    drill a hole in the bottom of 2 of them, weld an axle shaft on them with a chain gear, Get som tire that fit, Tada!! Custom rear aluminium wheels for your dricked out go kart!! Or you could do like I do, just stack 'em over in the corner as like an art piece or something. One thing though I would like to for some one to explain is how is Pabst better than Heineken? Last I checked they both taste like shit, Heineken just comes in cooler cans...and mini kegs. Maybe there is something I'm missing though.
     
  15. monsterflake
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    ha-ha! i lold...
     
  16. dana barlow
    Joined: May 30, 2006
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    from Miami Fla.
    1. Y-blocks

    They were design to be trash dump filler,and you seem to wish to kill off all that design work,sham on you.
     
  17. TRuss
    Joined: Jan 7, 2007
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    PBR especially in a bottle is actually a pretty good beer for the price. When you get rid of the aluminum taste you can tell that the beer actually taste similar to some higher end, micro brews. Ofcourse around here Highlife is actually $.50 cheaper a twelve pack than PBR so I usually get that Then there is Schlitz which is real cheap. But when you are scraping change to get some beer it does just fine. And while I'd not likely by Hieneken...if somebody wanted to give some I wouldn't turn it down. Beer is beer. It doesn't matter what kind you have as long as you have some. I realized that I may have started the whole thing. But. I think we should leave beer snobbery out of this.

    As far as the minikeg. You could fill it with sand and you and your buddies can see who can throw it the farthest. I gotta be honest. I'm still really liking my booze cruise idea.
     
  18. GTS225
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    Save up ten of them, grab an old bowling ball, set things up on the front lawn, and have at it!

    Roger
     
  19. jonny o
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    Always thought they would make a great gas tank for a snow blower or custom minibike. Maybe even one of those tricked out racing mowers.
     
  20. Ruiner
    Joined: May 17, 2004
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    Fill it back up with Special Export and sell it to your buddies...they'll think it was the best Heineken they ever tasted...
     

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