Knuckle Draggers do Cumberland !!!!!!!!

Well, It was time for our yearly trek to Cumberland, MD for the Western Maryland Street Rod Round up. All of the guys went up early but I had to go up solo Fri. Evening. I was a little concerned becuse of the likely hood
of hitting a deer. Well, it happened out of nowhere there she was. Luckily it I hit her with my front wheel and didnt receive any damage other than soiling my linens. Here are some pics pics from the weekend. It got crazy at times, especially when the "guys from PA" came around. I think they need help.

The only damage was alittle fur. Still makes me queezy

Tim with his 52 slant back

T.J. with his 59

Matt with his Chevy

Bean Time!

Party Time. Pay attention to Muggs, He wont last much longer.


Jay from PA's 55 Gasser, This years Knuckle Draggers Pick

I have alot more photos, including "Butt Darts" Dont miss it . Coming soon

 

Here is where things start to fall apart

 

Some guys just can't handle their liquor!

 

People are starting to stare at this point!
Joel with the Hometown Hot Rod Girl
Muggs is satrting to fade!
Swing as now been re-named "HACKSAW" because a hacksaw will cut anything.

 

Now, On to "BUTT DARTS"

 

I thought this was Illegal in Maryland?

 

Concentration is key in this sport.


Clark giving it a go.

Chugging at half track earns more points!

 

After darts it was time for a little chow. So we heated up some dogs on the fire.


Muggs didnt quite make it for dinner.


Muggs, Your hair looks curlier all of a sudden?

 

Last but not least This years Knuckle Dragger pick. Jay and his 55 Gasser,
What the F$%# were we thinking. I just threw up in my mouth a little!

 

i was skinner befor the weekend started..... besides everone knows a camera adds 20 pounds to you. had another great year hangin with you guys hope to see you at the drags oct 4. bring a comb for that hair though.. ha.. ha..


p.s. i will leave swing at home...he is way tooo....NUTS.....for me....

 

Picture of the jousting/burn out contest.

 

WOW That was a great recap of the weekend! Excluding some minor but HILARIOUS details!!

 

SHIT!!!! Didn't think I'd get caught

Next year bring some rafts...the regatta is a blast.
Clark

 

When I have my camera, everyone gets caught. The rafts are on the car!

 

Muggz is bringing a hat next year!!!

 

a hat.... hell he'll need a helmet!!!

 

Years ago at the awards ceremony,heads were shaved to raise money for the League for Crippled Childrens donation.A friend paying to see his bud coiffed?
That is a bit harsh tho....

 

any side shots of Tim`s fast back? nice car.

 

Thanks squigy, for some more pix check out thread '52 Chevy sled purchased - traditional'.
Most of these are older pix but may wet your appetite. Tim

 

Holy crap...didnt realize it was the same car i PMed "blu8"about!!

 

It wasn't the camera that added 20lbs...it's the 30 pack of Bud light you've been drinkin' everyday for the last 20 fuckin' years.

Remember, I new you when you were skinny. What no one knows(because I didn't come this year to tell everyone) is you you have that giagantic Grabiak Penis.

When did "Flatop Swingset" or my personal favorite "Switch" become too fuckin' crazy for you??? Did I miss something? Did he get to tell anyone he had a "magazine car".

All I can say is "don't fuck a clown on this road, because it ain't easy...

 

frankeeeeeeeee..whats up!!!! we all figured you didn't make it because you couldn't get one of those car of the blocks or paaaap...and jennnn.. were on vaca.. you missed another great year. as you can tell by the pit. ryan was in rare form sat night..and "switch" became too fuckin' crazy for me when his old lady split.. he didn't brag about his car at all because it didn't make it. so he borrowed one from my fleet.. ha ha... remember mine arn't on blocks....and i work on them...

your right about this road it sure ain't easy..... i also miss at least 1 or 2 days a year drinking...

 

There will be a helmet in service next year for those who fade early. Dont need any more dickheads in camp!

 

you notice the one who started all of this has yet to post and plead his case in a nice but redeming manner.... maybe he is still drunk.....he really has it comeing to him.. ha ha .....

 

He's too busy trying to hump a stump somewhere!

 

Fast Friankie? I thought it was FAT Frankie!!! Did you have to stay home with JENNNNNNNNNNNNNN and VINCENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT this year?

I can't wait to see what that kid "dickhead" has in store for swing next year. he's got a year to plan something good.

You guys better bring him a set of ear muffs too along with that helmet.

 

ok here it it is first and fore most frankie sorry all your rusty crap didnt make it to a mag. mayb if you were out tryin to pool shark all weekend you could work on something. as for dickhead you do owe me one and well i deserve it. but that was some funny shit sat nite!!!!!! as for jay thanks for lettin me use one of your fleet cars and i tryed take good care of it. the rest of the knuckle draggers i love hangin out with you guys and hope we can soon. and frankie one more thing at least i know i will have a car there next year and i know you will have gained 20lbs by then. swing

 

and what does hacksaw mean.

 

Swingset, You're lucky I didn't make it down there. I had an entire "lesson plan" for presenting the non-fiction version of the magazine article". I figure that I would have called class into session at about 2:00am, probably just before Butt Darts. It would have been fun for all involved. I'm not sure if I would have had a pop quiz at the end or not. As far as all of my stuff rusting away on jackstands...That simply is not true, some of my stuff is rusting away just fine on the ground. I still don't know why people don't talk about the unbelievable size of Jays "Love Unit" when I'm not around...Speaking of which, did Ryan pitch any tents, other than the one he slept in???

 

A Hacksaw will cut anything, Get it.?