Hot Rods CONTEST: I'm Going To WRITE a Couple of BOOKS.....NEED a TITLE!

"Listen to me Damnit!: I Know the Difference Between a Traditional Hot Rod & a Rat Rod" by Kirk Jones


...has a nice ring to it.

or...


"How to Get All the Ladies Like Liberace By Having a Kickass Starliner, Just to Find Out You Like Little Boys Like Liberace" by Kirk Jones

...they're both a little long...maybe some condensing is needed?

 

HOT RODS

 

NO TITLE ---- Bill of Sale Only

 

Worst book EVER.........

Spooning.....for hotrodders....

 

Brokeback Hot Rods

 

Addicted to Speed.......... The need to go faster 1930 to 1962

 

This is going to be hard to beat I think. Simple, to the point and obvious, just like a good traditional hot rod should be.

 

What Would Fonzi Do?

 

TRAD
the way it was

 

Or, here's the apparently other "traditional" ideology that some adhere to:

"Just build what you want and don't worry about what others think -
Especially true after you have just asked 65K people what they think about your project and didn't get the responses you wanted"

 

Hotrodz and kustoms an amercian orignal

 

"The Tale of the Prom Night Dumpster Babies"

 

I still like mine, Reflections the life and times of hot rods.

He will be reflecting back on what hot rodding was like and then going through the stages to what Traditional hot rodding is. I can see the cover of the book with an old roadster on the salt flats covered with a coating of water and seeing the reflections of that roadster in the water

How many posts do we have here on the HAMB relating to reflecting back on the past and the old hot rods of days gone by? How many of us all but get a hard on when someone comes across a barn find of an old rod built in the 40s, 50s, 60? How many times to we reflect on the days of our youth and recall how we wished we were older so we could own a cool hot rod?

Am I missing something here or isn't this what this book is all about? Reflecting back on those old hot rods and then bringing them back to life again.

 

"from drag queen to trailor queen, a hot rodder's odyssey"

 

In the rear view mirror: A hot rod retrospective
Shifting Gears...the hod rod chronicles
Double Clutch: A look back at the first hot rods

 

"Put a 350 in it"- A guide to traditional Hot Rodding

 

the birth of hot rodding

 

ol tyme hot rodding

 

The lost years revisited

 

Hot Rod Wishes and Boulevard Dreams
Rumble and Roar: The early years

 

"If we would have done it" by Kirk Jones and O. J. Simpson.

 

I love that "flashback".

 

"Yea I raped dat white bytch in muh Hot Rod" by Kirk Jones and O.J. Simpson

 

TRADITIONAL HOT ROD MEMORIES
Misty, Watercolored Memories,
of the Way We Were.....

....scattered pictures....

 

whatever, as long as there are no "z"s in the words please - but you know that anyway.

 

I think we have a winner
Haha thats hilarious

 

"sock fuckin' 'n double clutchin'"

 

"My Way or the Highway ..the only true way of building a traditional Hot Rod"

 

Homebuilt: The hot rod revolution
The need for speed

 

"Cruisin' the Gut - where we went and how we got there"

dj