What did you get your wife for X-mas?

You prick! I shot hot coffee out my nose when I read this on xmas day.....Good one!! LOL.

 

2 sider.....and shoes 2 sizes too small so she can get closer to the stove and sink.
Merry Christmas
CheaterJack

 

A nice Stanley toolbox,
some new screwdrivers and wrenches,
a complete detail on her car,
a new personalized tag for her car (since Stewart is not driving the 20 any more!),
flannel jammies,
a gift certificate for a pedicure/manicure/massage
and a few stinky foo-foo candles.

Yes, she likes all of that stuff!

And she lets me drag home nearly anything on wheels, so, yeah, she gets nice stuff!

 

She wanted something that would go from zero to 200 in 10 seconds out in the driveway on Christmas morning-------------I put a big red bow around a large dial bathroom scale & put it out there tonite---------------------Don

 

Divorce papers

 

A kel-tec 380,and a blue metalic steering wheel for her 67 Galaxie 500.
What more could a guy ask for than a woman who likes guns and cars.

 

No wife...but I'm buying myself this to pull my trailer and plow with.....

 

diet pills

 

Merry Xmas everyone . For 26 years of being Married to my wife and thru the years of her buying me 1/4 panels , fenders , primer , bondo , car parts and other car related stuff then wrapping them to put under the Christmas tree . I bought her Model A car parts For Christmas this year . Hey what do you know The shoe does fit on the other foot LOL . She is into this car so much she only b..tched at me once and I think that is why I like this car so much .
So her list goes something like this .
Competition eng 4 inch drop axle , drop arms and 40 split front bones ,
283 chevy engine , asst chrome , patch panels , trunk lid , gauges , Headlites , Fuel tank and misc stocking stuffers .

We need a 5 speed and a rear end so we could start on the frame side of things . There is plenty of work to be done seeing that the car was sitting for a long time and there was a 4 to 5 inch tree growing thru the car . The car is pretty bad but it will be fixed to what extent is unknown but we are looking to have fun in it together . Now that are kids are getting older we can put on some cool shades and drive away . Letting us to get back to the things that brought us together in the first place . A Old Car . I was the only kid back then that had a old car , It was a Real nice 57 Chevy 2dr hardtop belair.

 

I got my wife a big bottle of Tylenol and bought myself a big bottle of Viagra for X-mas.

 

I got my wife a Ruger 270 bolt rifle and a new vacuum cleaner

 

I just decided to let her live ... one more year...

 

A purse and some clothes. Boy that was original.....!

 

A vintage Bolens Snowblower with a Hopped up Tecumseh 8 horse engine and a 2 stage auger...!

So far all I've been doing is giving her lessons on "How to use it"... you'd think that after the tenth blizzard she should know! (suddenly she became a sloooow Learner!)

 

Did you marry my ex? Which one, Laura or Nancy???

 

Got the Witch, I mean wife a trip to Vegas.

 

Just kidding!!!!--------After 57 years of marriage, I just try to give her all my love, (& presents too!)

 

A Hospital Botique photo of our new born (first) grand daughter, (I did this before she remarked how STOOPID some one would be to pay that much for it)...so I put it in a Victorian Frame and wraped it...we haven't opened gifts yet......she is working today.
...sigh...

 

Well.....This year it's more like what my wife got me, jobs have been few and far between so i only got her some nice clothes that she'll look great in!!
But i got some rad presents from my wife!! Let's see..... A motor , a front suspension, a gambino tail dragger kit, a transmission, and some odds and ends. I m a lucky bastard and i know it!!! Hopefully next year will be better workwise so i can spoil her back!!

MERRY XMAS!!

IAN

 

diamond studs. it was hard to hide them from her, had her convinced that i didnt have time to get her any thing. been doing a lot of side jobs lately surprised her pretty good

 

I got her some nice solomon running shoes, this year has been rough. Cant spend money like before.

 

The Amish guy we bought her from looked honest..................think i got screwed ? ? ?

 

Victoria's Secret, make-up from Sephora, a pair of new checkered Vans and some clothes.

 

a baby!! hahah

 

Nah She needs a little lunge work. She should make a nice horse. Damn big one too!

 

Perfume and a purse

 

this is the one she bought me couple years ago. he is a 16.5 hand 5-gated saddlebred "LIL GUY" super fast "rackin out" speed. Wicked ride !

 

thats some crazy shit man my wife got one coming too. dont know how that happened ? ?

 

A twin post hoist to change the oil in her car. And a new paint gun in case she decides to paint it.

 

A couple of Lewis Black CDs and a king size down comfortor for a queen sized bed...and towel bars for the bathroom. I havn't spent a nickle on hot rod stuff the entire month...I won't pay for the '46 Chevy until the first of Jan, and a deposit doesn't really count does it? Oh, and a fan and radiator support kit from Speedway, but that doesn't count either because that was under $100 bucks...right?