What's the best Auto "Sayings"/Mantra's

I'm looking for some of the best auto related sayings or mantra's.
Example:
You can't polish a turd

If you can't fix it with a hammer, it's an electrical problem

A man's home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary

No matter how cheap you buy something, your father in-law can always find it cheaper.

Stuff like that. Any Ideas?

 

no matter how many stupid post come around,there's always another.

 

Engineers need to stick to running trains and let mechanics design automobiles.

 

Mythbusters did. LOL

 

Hi mom.

 

Chrome don't getchew home.

It's efficacy exceeded the lubricity of feline excrement.
(Worked slicker`n cat shit)

 

If it don't go, Chrome it.

 

Yup i can fix it, do you want it good,fast or cheap, choose any 2.

 

In the full size Jeep cult, we have a saying:

"Life is like a full size Jeep, you never know what is going to go wrong next. You just know that something is going to go terribly wrong".

 

(AHEM) Engineers design components-- Industrial Designers design automobiles.

 

there is no replacement for displacesment

 

Only milk and juice come in 2 litres

 

Good from far but far from good

never got time to do it right but always got time to do it over

putty is your buddy

 

If it moves and it shouldn't use duct tape
If it doesn't move and it should , spray it with WD 40

Nothing shouts shoddy workmanship like a wrinkle in duct tape

 

ohh waa taa jrr kii amm

 

If Its not broke dont fix it !
A lack of pre-planning on your part does in no way constitute an emergency on mine
better than it was but not as good as it should be
If it flies, floats, or fucks your going to have to fiddle around with it
SUUURE WE FIX TRANSMISSIONSSSS old commercial
pay me now or pay me later.

 

If it's got tits or wheels your going to have problems with it

Live life like a dog, if you can't eat it or screw it, piss on it.

 

Hot Roding is the ultimate form of Recycling

 

You gotta love that caddilac commercial...
"The question is, when you turn your car on, does it return the favor?"

 

Proper planning prevents piss poor performance

"Our Lady of Blessed acceleration, don't fail me now" J. Blues

 

The ark was built by a amatuer ,and the titanic by professionals.

 

How about,,,,,, since I don't have a good thread to post on HAMB, just post a lame one that will get deleted.

 

If it ain't broke I can fix it

 

Beat to fit paint to match, Bondo and paint will make it what it ain't

 

If it jams, force it, if it breaks it needed replacing anyway

 

That sure iz a kool tractor grill on your ol skool rat rodz.

 

that must be a parade car, you can see the waves in the body

 

"Measue with a caliper... Mark with a crayon... Cut with a torch..."

"If in doubt... Just do it right!"

"Never enough time to do it right... Always enough time to do it twice!"

 

When I was in the way, my dad used to say, "You just hold the tail, I'm the one F#cking this cow"

And he had these letters drawn on almost everything in the garage.
MYODB Mind Your Own Damn Buisness

 

i like the old manufacturer terms, like ford a common one is

FORD- Found On Road Dead, or , Figure On Repair's Daily

i dont know any others :/ i would like to know chevy and dodge