What's the best Auto "Sayings"/Mantra's

If everything's coming your way, you might be in the wrong lane.

The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.

 

Bondo and paint
Makes a car what it ain't

 

Fuck it. Can't see it from my house

 

Mr Frieders, my high school shop teacher told us the first day of my freshman year, If you bozos learn nopthing else this year, you will learn the difference betwen verticle and horizontal. Virgins stand up. Whores lay down. You will be tested on this."

 

Motorsports...The most efficient method, known to man, of converting money into noise

 

Front wheel drive = wrong wheel drive.

 

One of my favorites I learned right here on the hamb. It's in someone's signature, but I can't remember who

"If you can't fix it with a hammer, you got yoursel an electrical problem."

 

I can't believe noone has posted this old one.

"Speed cost's money. How fast do you want to go?"

 

Seen on the back of a wicked roadster pickup, "Gone for parts, back in 8 seconds"

 

If you want to make a small fortune building cars, you have to start with a big fortune.

 

He has champagne taste on a beer budget.

"Storeage done ate it up." What my friend used to say if you left something at his house.

From the 70s roach shirts "Don`t sweat the petty things .Just pet the sweaty things."

 

CHEVROLET-Can Hear Every Valve, Rocker, Or Lifter Every Time.
FORD-F'd up Old Rebuilt Dodge

Never heard a Dodge one myself?

 

Bondo-bodyman in a can!

 

Electricity doesn't care what color the wire is.

 

those who can do.

those who can't talk about it on the hamb.

 

What ever turns your crank.

 

FORD...First on race day ...to go home

 

My Dad used to say
" Ifn theyres braggin ta be done, somebody else'll do it"
I dont think he did alot of it when I did my first burnout in front of the house.
Ofcourse I learned real quick to do that down the block.

 

It ain't broke until you can't fix it anymore.
If some's good, more's better and too much is just right.

 

MOPAR: My Old Pig Aint Running

CHEVROLET: Shove it over and let it lay

 

Hold it to the floor and see what happens.-Zach Suhr

 

Mopar.....Move Over People Are Racing

 

"When in doubt...Bore it out!"

"If I can't fix it...It `aint broke."

"Get that fucking tudboiler out of the way!"

 

"Good work takes time."

 

KISS keep it simple stupid ,i thought that would be the first one
mostly old parts and rags mopar
can hear every valve rod or lifter every time .chevrolet
poor old nimwad thinks its a cadillac .pontiac

 

What my buddy told me about cams, valve trains and compression...

"The Ever Important 6-P's"

Prior
Planning
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance

 

my signature line

 

Dodge - Dem 'ol dudes go ever'where

 

Fiat - Fix it again Tony



Need Vega pitmen arm

 

Don't laugh lady, your daughter is in the back seat