Broke my car while trying to get lucky

(ALL THE WAY HOME I HELD A GRUDGE, FOR THE SAFETY BELT THAT WOULDN,T BUDGE)...ghost

 

I used to have a 53 Chevy Sedan Delivery.
I had some girlfriends.
Use your imagination.

 

Sorry thats the only hole you got to hit.

 

date women that have their own playhouse or get one of your own. a 54 chevy in an alley at night draws attention,your lucky we weren't jacked while trying to get jacked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I once had 17 strippers piled into my he**** to go to IHOP. You should have seen us all piling out of that thing. It was like some sort of morbid clown car. Haha. That he**** and I had a LOT of fun together. Quite a few camping trips over the years and a few fun moments in the back. If a girl will do it in the back of a he****, she's either really weird or a total keeper.

 

another tech post with out before ,during, after pictures !

old car breaking down thats traditional
using the the excuse of breaking down to get *** thats traditional
having your wife or parents find out thats why you have a old car thats traditional

having a girl that wants your bod not know where you live ... thats stalker evasion modernist



heck what happened to any side street for parking make out sessions .. don't ya know yer own town ... sheese a parked car on crowded street gathers less attention than a old car in vacant warehouse lot c'mon how old are you
oh ya 17

you kids laffed at all our old custom vans hahaha

i hate over sensitive motion detector yard lites even in my own yard with my own car and my girlfriend of 10 years does too ...

 

That's what you get for playing with women you don't want to bring home ... never settle for anything less than what you think might be the best. Better to hang our with Rosie Palm and her five sisters than to date a ****erface or your future babymomma and risk bad Carma. The universe was telling you something, bro.

 

Oh, man... I totally share some of those same memories!

Good times...

~Jason

 

Saw the thread ***le and figured either slim-fast, overload springs, or 8 ply tires would be the cure. But it seems you have deeper issues.

 

uhhh whut did ya use for leverage....haaaaaaaaaaaa

 

If you don't want her to know where you live, maybe you shouldn't be tryin to get knee-deep in that ****...

 

ha. the stories the stories. nothing like being 17yo and trying to explain to dad why there are footprints on the inside of the windshield on his car....

 

Easier to explain then why there are heel holes in the convertible top.

Heels are ***y but ALWAYS insist on her taking them off in a car.

 

damn that suxs its always worked out for me

 

Something you would like to share with the rest of us Denise?????

 

aw shucks. i am blushing now. you fellas didnt tell me the girls were gonna read this one.

 

great stories, Pir8Daryl, man sounds like you had a great woman here. Sorry for your loss man. I can only imagine the pain.

To everyone else, love the stories. Have some of my own but not enough time to post right now. Maybe later today

 

If you had that much trouble with this chick maybe somebody is trying to tell you something.

 

girl calls you or call girl? bwhahahahahahah sorry to hear your night got ruined.

 

God gave you 2 hands dude.. 1 is for your **** and the other is for your beer... Sorry but i dont feel sorry for you...
Dave

 

lol hahahaha lol thats messed up man lol

 

Actually, the line goes "It's OK, I'm only thirteen!"

And someone beat me to the correction, oh well.

 

Man, this really brought back some memories. Absolutly crazy what a guy will do to get a '32 Ford or female piece.

 

Sounds like you were doing something you were NOT supposed to be doing and karma got you... I say this from experience!

 

What the hell pothole do you hit that breaks your shock mount and moves the whole front clip so the fan can rip into the ****** cooler and radiator? Run over a curb at 30 MPH or so?

 

he just hit the wrong hole, and there might have been something going on at the time. whoops!!!

 

Wow, you have a complete POS car and can't close a done deal. I'm not impressed!

 

Yes, correct statement here.................

My first vehicle was a 55 Ford pickup. I was in way over my head with this really hot chick. We went to a wedding and then I was to drop her off at her Grandparents house afterward. We ran out of gas "idling" in her Grandparents back lane. Walked to the local gas station and got a gallon of gas.......brought the empty can back 2 hours later.

The next day, I was cleaning the inside of the truck. My Dad was nosing around and I think he noticed an "aroma" in the cab. I pointed out some perfectly found holes in the floor mats from the girl's high heels. he replied with, "I guess that explains the scratches in the paint on the top edge of the door jambs".

Yup, Dad knew what Denise knows.

 

nothing is more fun then leaning your back up against the inside of your drivers door on your truck and then it flys open....good thing she didnt try to grab me.

 

If he had gotten it in the end, it wouldn't have been a girl in the story.