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definition of 'deuce'

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by FastAndLoose, Feb 18, 2009.

  1. FastAndLoose
    Joined: Jan 31, 2009
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    from Warren, PA

    this seems to be very basic to me, but my dad (63) questioned me on it...
    is a 'deuce' simply any 32 ford, or are there deuces that are not 32s? exempting Chevy IIs from the question!
     
  2. duece = poo

    also prounced "doutsche"
     
  3. Casey
    Joined: Nov 8, 2005
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    if you can stand and do it , it`s not a deuce.
     
  4. also occasionally used as a nick name for a real pecker head: that dude is a "deuce". hence implying his relationship to poo.
     
  5. R Pope
    Joined: Jan 23, 2006
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    All '32 Fords are Deuces. No other Fords are, since the term refers to the 2 in 32. Not all are model B's, though. That means it has a four cylinder engine. The V8's were Model 18's.
     
  6. fxstd? std's do not come from a duece, but a UTI sure can, from putting a pecker in the "duece" hole. of course so can an std. but some of that can be avoided by using a "doutsche".
     
  7. chopo
    Joined: Feb 20, 2006
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    What the deuce??? qoute: STEWIE GRIFFEN
     
  8. 65PANELRAT
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    Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


    Deuce coupe is a slang term used to refer to the 1932 Ford coupe, derived from the year of manufacture. In the 1940s, the '32 Ford became an ideal hot rod. Hot rodders would strip weight off this readily available car and soup-up the engine. They came in two body styles, the more common "5-window" (two door windows, two quarter panel windows, and the rear window), and the rare "3-window" Deluxe Coupe that featured suicide doors.
     
  9. Its all in how you spell it, the english language can get you in real trouble!
    Someday i will tell all the trouble that an 's left out of a sentence caused me once.
     

  10. OH man thats funny!
     
  11. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=deuce



    <TABLE id=entries><TBODY><TR><TD class=index>1. </TD><TD class=word>Deuce </TD><TD class=tools id=tools_264012>777 up, 421 down[​IMG][​IMG]</TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD class=text colSpan=2>(verb) to shit; (noun) shit; (past tense) shitted or shat
    (verb) Man, I gotta deuce bad.
    (noun) You should have seen that deuce I dropped. It was man-sized.
    (past tense) I just deuced, and it be stinkin' up the joint.


    by ricky roma Sep 24, 2003 share this add comment
    </TD></TR><TR><TD class=index>2. </TD><TD class=word>deuce </TD><TD class=tools id=tools_451728>541 up, 259 down[​IMG][​IMG]</TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD class=text colSpan=2>later, goodbye. derived from peace, or peace out, as in throwing two fingers up when leaving.

    see also: chunk the deuce, chunk, and chunk deuce
    I'm out, deuce.
    by basebasebase Jan 17, 2004 share this add comment
    </TD></TR><TR><TD class=index>3. </TD><TD class=word>Deuce </TD><TD class=tools id=tools_236907>408 up, 187 down[​IMG][​IMG]</TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD class=text colSpan=2>Deuce = Number 2
    Do the math people.
    I'm gonna drop a deuce in your mouth.
    by Shamen Sep 2, 2003 share this 1 comment
    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
     
  12. now just cause your duece was produced in June of '32 don't go confusing that with...

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Deuce%20and%20a%20half

    <TABLE id=entries><TBODY><TR><TD class=index>1. </TD><TD class=word>deuce and a half </TD><TD class=tools id=tools_799183>39 up, 11 down[​IMG][​IMG]</TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD class=text colSpan=2>A woman that weighs in the neighborhood of 250 pounds.
    She's at least a deuce, probably a deuce and a half.
    by Bill Aug 19, 2004 share this add comment
    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

    and, of course if you take two, you can get into the "500 ton club"
     
    Last edited: Feb 18, 2009
  13. Steves32
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    True story.
    Friend of mine has a 32 sedan- Chevy to be exact. At a show during the 75th anniversary of the Deuce- they had special parking for "us". He was late & wanted to park w/ us other 32 guys.
    Sorry- Deuce parking is for Fords only. Talk about pissed off! I still tease him about it.


    You have Chevy 2 that think's it's a Deuce. You have a Deuce & half truck, You have a Deuce Harley. But not a 32 Chevy?
    It's more a Deuce than those are IMO.
     
  14. oh man! LMAO! me thinks i hurt something!
     
  15. Steves32
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    Another true story. 3-4 years ago- a bunch of us got the brilliant idea to start a web site/message board for the Deuce. Since we are lacking in the HTML department- we got one of our smart friends (non car guy) to buy up all the domain names he could. He calls us back & is shocked on one had taken it!!!!
    Paid hundreds for all the combos. Yep- he registered www.duece.com & every other dot whatever he could think of. Good for a laugh though.

    I see someone else has it now. Can't friggin spell either. ;)
     
  16. 7"Chop
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  17. HotRodDaddy-O
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    Great.
    Now I have to change my handle to "wannaBor18"...

    :rolleyes:
     
  18. HotRodFreak
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    A deuce is the number two....
    good if deuces are wild.
     
  19. Del Clark
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    from DeLand,FL

    1932 Fords...that is all.:confused:
     
  20. 32SEDAN
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  21. FastAndLoose
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    from Warren, PA

    Well, I'm glad I could give all the comics a place to play... thanks for the entertainment, and to the two or three others, thanks for answering the question.
     
  22. TimDavis
    Joined: Sep 4, 2005
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    Deuce is a fat chick - 200 pounder...
     

  23. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=295882

    ^^^^^Did you look here ^^^^^
    happens every time
    You never said which side of the debate you or your Dad had taken, who was right?
     
  24. S.F.
    Joined: Oct 19, 2006
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    Well the other most offen thing is Ive heard of guys calling the Nova II a Deuce. Ive heard of guys calling the Mustang II a Deuce. There is the Deuce and a half (military) Duece and a quarter ('68 electra 225) There is drop a Deuce (take a shit)
     
  25. FastAndLoose
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    from Warren, PA

    Oh, I was right... he's never been much into cars. He taught me the maintenance basics when I was real young, then I took care of my parents' cars through school. I should've followed my heart and stayed with the cars... looks like I'll have a '31 soon... if a '32 is an deuce, would a '31 be an ace? LOL
     
  26. SOCAL PETE
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    thanks...soda right outta my nose.
     
  27. well i dont know but there are plenty of jokers around here
     
  28. Abomination
    Joined: Oct 5, 2006
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    Jeez... and here I thought it was also flipping someone off (flipping them a double deuce).

    [​IMG]

    ~Jason
     
  29. what happens if you put a '31 on a duece frame? you get a blumpy!
     

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