you have no responsiblity to report anyone who pulls this shit to the cops..and my experiance with reporting shit like this ends up with admitting and giving up your constitutional right to not incriminate yourself. You do have the right to remain silent, and drive off. those douhnut suckers aint going to help you anyways, you will end up with the 3rd degree. maybe if more people delt with bad or potentially bad situations like this , less of this crap would happen..sick of all those bleeding heart cry babies who think the criminals have more rights than a law abiding citizen..screw that shit..if you want to lay down and be tread on because your a pussy than fine, but that dont mean I have to.. way to go man..as it were that dope head will probably never remember what the hell hit him anyways. check to see if your state has the castle doctrine, most times it is extended to your personal vehicle..know your states laws.
Two things similar happened to me. I was hanging out with my friends in an area were there was a lot of bars, i had my 49' F-1 parked down in the parking garage, as im comming up the ramp to get out 3 dudes are walking.....well stumbeling across my path. they look at the truck and are in their stuper, admireing it standing right in my way, so i wind the 454 up and hit my toggel switch for the horn. they jump and move, so as soon as i go by them 2 of them jump on my bumper holding on to the tail gate, they then, and i shit you not, Yelled "PUNCH IT!"........Fine by me, i light the bias plys up the a healthy fog and right befor i have to turn i mash the brake and cut it thus hopping the rear end sideways, and the two dumb clucks fly about 7 feet sideways untill they crash onto the grass next to the curb. i then keep going laughing to the point no sounds comming out. Then there also was the time i went to my favorite junk yard in detroit, and it was when i had my O/T 84' monte carlo, i had my bombshell of a friend right next to me as we were getting parts for her car, we didnt make it there in time so it was dark and i pull into the Michigan-U turn and im waiting for traffic, all of the sudden i hear *TickTickTick* and i look and theres a big butterfly knife against my CLOSED window and a very stung out looking man looking at me, "GIVE ME THE FUCKING CAR!" my friend just yells "NO ONES COMMING, HIT IT!" and withing even taking my eyes off the dude i drop the hammer and roast the 255/75/15 tires over the guys foot. Shenanigans, they are everywhere.
if you report it you are the bad guy then i don't get it.... funny ass story i bet he won't be doing that again
Had a little bastard come up to my buddy's pickup at an intersection, known for its panhandlers, and stick his arm into the truck and demand money! His window was stuck down. My buddy's answer to him - grab his arm and gun the throttle! He dragged his sorry ass across the intersection and let him drop at 30 mph! I don't think he did THAT again!
This is the funnyest thread on the HAMB. My wife is trying to talk to me....I have no ideawhat she said but I agreed and she went storming out of the room.------MORE MRE MORE--I need more
your version of hook him up was interpeded in a way he may not have known .... then again maybe it was what he was after all along ....jackass the drive thru scenes take "one" run to the border xing ... oops wrong truck
I know what part of Kansas City you're talking about. At a Chamber meeting a few weeks ago, we had a roundtable discussion of how to help solve the social problems in that part of the city. My idea - "Build a big fence around that area, throw in a cell phone, and tell the last one left to call us" - was unpopular.
Some people are just too stupid,for their own good.I came out of a local night spot one night,to find a guy reclined against my windshield,in the middle of my hood. When I asked him wtf do you think you are doing,he beaked off at me, that it was his car,and he could sit on it if he wanted to. Well I dragged him off of there right quickly,and proceeded to pound some "respect" into him.Unfortunately while giving him a "lesson"he knocked my glasses off my face,and some bitch friend of his stomped on them. This is when things got really bizarre, I drilled him rather hard,and down and out he went.I left him leaning against a power pole, along the side of the alley where this took place. Just as I was walking away,some drunken idiot in a Camaro comes flying down the alley and sideswipes the pole and then crashes into a fence. All the onlookers beat a hasty retreat,and when the cops show up,they are all trying to figure out how this unconscious guy,ended up behind the pole if he was hit by the car.(?) I quietly departed,without offering any explanation. I never did find out what the aftermath was,and luckily didn't get a visit from the police. Thanks "MONSTER" for the great humour,we can always use a laugh.
Von Rigg Fink................ Just to clear up a point ,I agree 100% Fuckem........... I just meant that he needed to advise the police about the dumbass......... My Moms IS GONE .. but theirs other Moms and sisters that do go to the fast food joints............ The Police MIGHT, again they MIGHT police the area and keep it safer for someone unlike ourselfs that can't take care of themselfs.......... I have to have some hope anyway!......But I do watch out for me and mine!..... I think the asshole got off lite,hope his head hurts for a fucking week.........
good point..maybe he shoudnt say anything about what happened, just that he saw some one that looked very suspicious..that wouldnt incriminate him at all..yeah i can see your point..i too have a wife and daughter that i would hope other law abiding citizens would also look out for when im not around to do it..you make a good arguement..he could just leave out the details.
Great stories. My bro in law was a business machine repairman, remember those? back in the late 60's in Deeetroit. He was given a permit to carry a handgun, this was way before the current CCW laws. Back then you had to show a real need to have a gun with you...he did, late nights in Detroit, carrying tools and money. Anyway he tells me one night he goes to his car, a black '66 Charger, and there's some POS reaching through his window that was down about two inches due to the heat. the guy had forced his arm inside up past the elbow trying to unlock the door. he saw my bro in law coming and tried to pull his arm back out. Of course he couldn't and my bro in law pulled his gun. He said the guys eyes almost popped out of his head. he didn't get shot, but he got beat unconcious and left on the ground.....
I don't know. Fuck him. It's hard to say though. Probably good for you he didn't crack his skull. A buddy of mine got an "aggravated assault" charge for whipping up on a punk who broke a bottle over his head from behind. Of course there were witnesses and the punk got a broken bone out of it. Law abiding citizens are easy for the police to find. They go to work, keep the same jobs, pay their bills. Fuck dopers, but if he would've died over a head injury or something you can bet someone could give an accurate description of your truck. I was laughing my ass off though. I got your hook up, Buddy.
That reminds me of a time... geeze, years and years ago, we're out in the country in the middle of nowhere, a freind and I went out to chase a train and take pictures of it (it was easy to keep getting ahead of it because the railroad line had a 25 mph speed limit), and I'm pulled off to the side of a two-lane state road trying to scope out a picture looking across a lake to the tracks.. and some douchebag with a guy and a girl in his beat up Honda comes to a screaming halt in front of us, gets out and starts waving a stun gun at us. I was literally laughing at this guy - yeah, you dumb shit, I'm going to get out of the car and let you stick me with that, are you fucking retarded, did your mother have any children that lived? I just left the car running and in gear. Finally he gives up trying to be mister tough pussy and gets in and drives away, but I still don't know what the fuck his problem was - no one I'd ever seen before, no one I've seen since. High school kid or maybe college from the looks of it. But it made me wish to hell I still had the one water pistol I'd had as a kid - it looked a hell of a lot like a real gun.
if that doper ever does come to his senses and crys to the law..its your word against his..and your best defense is to say nothing..you werent there..it wasnt you..and leave it at that, no matter the whitnesses..no pictures..no proof..No prosicutor would waste their time with this
Thanks for the memories Monster!! May be 1972???with my bud helping load up his "new" 2 wheeler on his dads farm pick up headen out...some fool jumps in the back, jumpen up& down on the bike maken ruum ruuum sounds. custom paint chrome ect. this guy was in the wrong place!! down the street I'm out'a the window with a cattle prod!!! I got him in the ass & he's over the side at 40- 50 MPH!!! back in side I needed to check the batterys so i put the prod on the dash pulled the trigger!!! Zap! looked like a welder!!!! Oh man life was so sweet back then !!!!
I was driving around in Columbus, OH one time in an O/T Mid 80's Trans Am and some doper stuck his arm through my window at a stop light and was asking me for money or rolling papers. I told him I had none. He began trying to reach past me to the center console so I rolled up the power window on his arm about mid-bicep and took him on a 30mph run. People on drugs are crazy!
My Dad had a situation like your's did. Guy walks in his tire shop and demands that my Dad empty his cash register. Guy has a big knife in his hand. Dad calmly hits the "No Sale" key on the register and opens the drawer, pulls out all the money and sticks his left hand out with all the bills in it and tells the guy to take it. The guy threw down his knife on the counter and runs out the doors. Dad had pulled his .45 out from his hiding spot under the counter with his right hand and dropped the safety off. Dad yelled out "Don't you want the money?" Guy was running down the street. Dad didn't even call the cops. He figured the guy learned his lesson. I was sitting right there in the office behind my Dad with my jaw hitting the ground. It all happened so quick, I didn't have time to react. Dad picks up the knife and hands it to me and says "Here, I got you a knife". with a big grin.
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think i just crapped myself! Ahahahahahahahahaha!
Something similar happened to my grandma...One day me and grandma went grocery shopping, and we were sitting at a stop sign waiting to get on the street, some crank head walks up to grandma's lincoln (which is bad ass, black, with chrome wires, white walls, black leather, it's a '71 Conti Mark III, long, low, and black with gobs of chrome) Guy sticks his hand in the window acts like he's got something in his pocket and says"Give me your money bitch"....Grandma reaches in her purse and adjusts his perspective on the situation with her .45....Whacked him smack in the middle of his face with a Glock...My grandma is the shit. I was about 10 at the time and was so amazed... A little advice...don't call my grandma a bitch. She probably would have gave him a 20 if he would've asked nicely.
Before anyone bitches I,m sure I,m not the only one who drove around drinking a case of beer...That being said one night a bunch of us had pulled over for a piss and another dude pulls up on a 10 speed and says he,s coming with us like it or not.Like fuck you are and get the hell away from my car says I. Well the dipshit should have took my advice because I then ran over both his foot and his bicycle. Last thing I saw in the rearview was him laying on the ground holding his foot beside an equally flat 10 speed....
I have a really big smile and have laughed out loud three times in ten minutes, but I 'm not saying anything about anything because even after 40 yrs I 'm not sure of the ability of the long arm of the law, man when I think back---Holy crap!! Like I said, I didn't see or do anything.... Makes me laugh lying like this!!!!!! Right on my brother from another mother!!
Friend of mine was in a bad part of Atlanta late one night a few years ago. He's crossing the street to get back to his hotel. Some guy walks up to him and puts his hand in my friend's jacket pocket, ready to mug him. So my buddy smacks this turd upside his head with his forearm. Oh, by the way, he is an amputee and that right of his is solid wood or whatever it is they make these things out of. Splits the guys head open - it was if he had been hit with a bat.
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