If ya don't mind me askin' whut didya pay fer that?

i hate thieves and most humans are not that much farther up the ladder either
but sometimes i just tell them it didnt cost **** , its genuine stolen parts!

 

if they have to ask..chances are they couldnt afford it anyways

 

I flat tell people it's none of their damn business what I pay for anything. I don't ask, and I expect the same courtesy.

I also say, if asked if it's for sale and it is not, "You don't have enough money to buy it!"

 

Eleventy- Twelve

 

Say you won it in a poker game.

 

I didn't buy it, I built it. Thats my answer.

 

If I count my time at a dollar an hour I got about $100,000 in it!

 

I dunno how you guys say anything, when someone mentions money and my old cars I usually go into brain melt down, I think they get the picture when I fall to the ground gibbering and drooling......'Money.........MONEY?
AHHHHHHHahahahahaha,OOOOOOOOHahahahahahahahahaha!
All in my best mentally insane evil genius voice. You quickly find out the ones that are truly interested.

Damn you rich guys! All I could afford was Eleventy - Seven!

Doc.

 

I just tell them "my grandpaw gave it to me an he paid $450 for it. That was back in 54. So considerin inflation an taxes and motherhood it should be worth bout, oh maybe 8, 10 times the national debt. If ya wanna keep on buildin it like I have an pay the price o current parts well maybe you can have it for somptin less."

 

"If you didn't build it yourself, She'll always be someone elses ride".

 

50 bucks and a carton of smokes

 

What's a car like that worth? Let me see now - well it weighs 3200 lbs.....

 

Thet's just downrite kruel.

 

LMAO!

Yeah, about $4.99/lb.

~Jason

 

It was late, raining. I'm in my baby driving it home for the first time. I dunno. First time driving from Lake Villa, Illinois. Only have 500 miles to go and I've been awake since 6:00am. It wasn't high on my list. Maybe I was in the Twilight Zone

 

lmao:d

 

I say, Yo hommy, they are givin dis **** away under da new hobama deal.

 

I'm thinking you have met ..

"Larry the neighbor guy" ..lives next door , he is always up in my business

 

Hah Hah !! Wish I had a Dime for everytime I got asked that. **** I could buy another car with all of those dimes. Now how much would that be ?? >>>>.

 

Quote of the day right there fellas HA HA HAHA

 

I say "It's not mine, it's my granma's, I gotta get it back to her real soon. She keeps forgetting which grandson she loaned it to!"
They usually walk off wondering if I'm on the level!
Or some ****** drives up next to me in a 2007 XYZ worth about $60,000, and asks me "What's she worth?", and I look at him straight in the face and say "about 3 times yours! There's only 4 left in the world!"
And the turd believes me. Then I think "For what you paid for that piece of ****, I could build 3 or 4 of these." Then I'm happy again.

 

...now thats some funny sh*t!

Like I constantly tell my kids, it doesnt matter what I paid for it, it only matters what ILL TAKE FOR IT!

However I did have a guy offer to trade me a lawn mower, a shop vac, and a shotgun for my 69 GTO(That I had advertised $3200 or interesting trade)...when I said no, he said(insert slower lower education type voice here), BUT, its a really nice lawn mower.....

 

"I traded my ex-wife for it... costs me less money to maintain" ...

 

uh .....you obviously have the same neighbor as me. i cant roll into the driveway with anything new or different without my neighbor trotting over wanting to know what i paid for it. last year i bought a new mower , was in the middle of my yard (a bit over 2 acres) and here he comes , i thought something was wrong cause he was in a half run. so i shut the mower down to see what he the problem was.....first thing outta his mouth "what did you pay for that ??? " i just rolled my eyes shook my head and went back to mowing. same with my wagon , i didnt have it in the drive way 10 minutes and he HAD to know what i paid for it.

these types just irritate the hell out of me. i'm gonna use the AIG line next time it happens.

 

A couple years ago I had a guy trying to buy my 60 wagon: he looked it all over didnt seem to like that it was a manual trans and several other small details, then offers 10500.00, so I say " I dont think you want this car but I know where theres another one in a salvage yard for 250.00 and you can take your 10250.00 and build your own car", his reply was " I cant build a car like that for 10250.00," and I said" exactly and you cant steal one like mine for 10500.00." He bought the car for the asking price...........hahaha

 

Alot of people ask "what would you take for it" only because if you make a price, (no matter how high), or you say what would you give??? They think that gives them a right to crawl all over your ride. Even though they probably don't have two dimes to rub together, and couldn't, or wouldn't buy it, anyway.

Shadetree

 

When I get that situation I always tell 'em "I could tell ya, but then I'd have ta shoot ya"

 

I just tell them how much I would sell it for - I still have my car

 

no tolls in wisconsin... and Greenbay and madison are in completely diffrent parts of the state. I smell some sort of ********. To go through both cities you took a 250 mile detour.

 

What he said! We have NO toll booths in Wisconsin. We have cheese and brats. You must have still been in FIB Land.