What's the best Auto "Sayings"/Mantra's

haha i say that all the time.

 

Harder than woodpecker lips

SAAB Spend All Avalable Bucks

Quit*****in the dog and get over here and help us.

 

"Yep, it comes with a 50/50 warranty. If it breaks in half, you get to keep both pieces"

"It's pronounced HEEP, the J is silent"

 

if it ain't broke, fix it til it is!!!

 

Harley Davidson - 100+ years of tradition unhampered by progress!

 

FORD = Fixed Or Repaired Daily

EDSEL = Every Day Something Else Leaks

 

Drive it like you stole it... (If you did steal it..........drive faster!)

 

We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you.

 

It ain't cheating if you don't get caught

 

That's why they call them "Off-Road Vehicles."

They're not 'on the road' much! ;o)

JG

 

Don't start VAST PROJECTS with Half-Vast ideas.

I learned at an early age that Front Wheel Drive*****s!

 

I only repeat one thing over and over when I'm driving my pile of rust:

"Please, please don't die on me now".

dka

 

from my old road racing days:

Real racers know how to turn Right or Left!!

or for thoose that have raced at BIR

Stand on it untill you see God and then shift.

 

Good advice from grand-dad when proper stance and approach are required:

"Get your**** behind you."

 

Or how about lines from car songs
and car movies???

"She drives real fast and she drives real hard..She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard"

 

(for all you flat head guys)
real hot rods donr have valve cover

chevrolet= cracked head every valve rattles leaks oil every time

chevy has every vehicle recalled over lousy engineering tecniques

 

"If it flies, floats or , fxxxxs, rent it don't buy it, but if it is a rod, ride it for all it's worth, and don't share her with anybody"

 

Beat to fit, paint to match.

 

Phaque

 

Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Enginnering Techniques

 

Did you guys get this far without
All show no go

Or

Chrome don't get you home.

(Nah--I have to rely on my finely tuned muscular V8 engine for that.)

The Mexicans had one I always liked
"Mira cuervas, sin frenos!"

Look at those curves, and I have no brakes!

A variation is:
Que Cuervas, sin frenos

What curves, and I have no brakes.

 

LOL, I like that one. I also saw a T-shirt years ago that said, " If Harley-Davidson made airplanes, would you fly in one?" I now wish I'd bought several of them just to piss off my boss.

 

Sorry if some of these have already been posted

Ford: Fix or repair daily, First on race day(cause it was left there last week), f##ked over rebuilt dodge, F##kers only run downhill

Mopar: Mostly old parts and rust

Porsche: proof of rich spoiled children having everything

Fiat: fix it again tony

"That engine sounds like two skeletans(sp?) fu#king in a trash can"

At the end of a day working on a customers car: "Fu#k it, my car runs good"

Mustangs are like tampons, every pu#sy has one

"Put a bigger fuse in, the smoke is to help you find the short"

Lucas, the prince of darkness

Jesus was a Chevy man, it says right there in the bible that he walked everywhere

Hot Rods don't leak, they mark there territory

 

"If it's something you need, I don't have it."

"If you make it idiot proof, we'll just make a better idiot."

My signature

 

Mopar:

Move Over Pinto Approaching Rapidly
Move Over People Are Racing
My Old Pile Ain't Running
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mopar Owners Piss And Rant

 

Here's one I learned in the early 60's , "if it don't run, chrome it". That's for all those cars that looked good, but weren't fast.

 

Golden!

 

The world is full of*************s, Act accordingly.

Henry Rollins

 

How 'bout "Loud Pipes Save Lives".

 

not car related but I heard this at work today-
Me- "Hey Mike, check out that truck" (offroad truck)
Mike- "Eh... It'd kinda like getting head from another guy... I'm not sure how I feel about it".