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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Bad Bob, Apr 4, 2009.

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  1. rick finch
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    Role in...............role in a movie? Kinda diggin' the chain steering wheel too.:rolleyes:
     
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  2. shoprat
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    The front wheels under so far are a a dead give away it isn't really a Merc
     
  3. It's even missing the "C", so it's a MER URY!
     
  4. TERPU
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    Jeez Bob no girls, I though it was mandatory for your posts to have cute girls in them?


    Tim
     
  5. Okay....one girl! hahaha

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  6. hell yeah! bout time Bob!:D
     
  7. sugar free shawn
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    im not gonna lie, i love the layed out stance.. but if the dudes a tool.. fuck em! that is a big bill for that car..
     
  8. chaddilac
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    For $40K... you'd think there would be some nice interior and not a Chain steering wheel!!

    Throw in that blonde and it might be a deal!!!
     
  9. sure looks to be a market for 8 to 12K Mercurys??:):D wish i could find one too that was affordable , and then theres always the changes to make it your own, for a driver I could skip the 6 K air system:confused: but its nice to drop it at shows:rolleyes:
     
  10. Crazydaddyo
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    Just think of the kind of attention this car can get!!!!

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  11. Ranunculous
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    Jene Winfield does nice work...
     
  12. greasy50chevy
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    yours is way cooler
     
  13. edgeabilly
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    That's funny:D

     
  14. TERPU
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    Good Job and thank you!


    Tim
     
  15. cottage cheese anyone??:eek:
     
  16. NINE INCH
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    Come on..... It probably gets all the attension he says it does. Probably handles pretty good. I've seen it in the rags. I don't think he's misrepresenting it. It obviously has a ton of work in it. I dont see a problem with talkin it up a bit. He's trying to sell. We all do it. I like the car. Why are we tearing it apart on here? Same shit.
     
  17. notebooms
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    i was going to give the benefit of the doubt to the guy-- hell, i love mercs so much that he could claim it was the car of JC himself and i might be ok with it. i was then going to say you all are internet soap opera drama queens. BUT....

    Then i saw the ad and realized the dude referred to Gene Winfield as Jene-- so, i'll STFU and enjoy the soap opera :)

    -scott noteboom
     
  18. Crazydaddyo
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    Another from the same "Pin-Up"

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  19. Mazooma1
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  20. torchmann
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    is he one of those guys that drives with his chest close to the wheel, his elbows extended and jerks the car from one lane to the next yelling "aawww-SNAP!"
     
  21. Dreddybear
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    Wait...Are those real??? I want some for serious. Hell yes.
     
  22. Dreddybear
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    I checked. They're not real:mad:.

    You can't go getting peoples hopes up like that! This is just like the time I rushed to the store to get my official Bruce Willis action tank tops. Turns out people were just joking...:(
     
  23. Mazooma1
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    That is a real ad from a real magazine from back in the 70's...I scanned it myself..the real deal 30 years ago
     
  24. Dreddybear
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    Really!!???

    The hunt is on.
     
  25. Mazooma1
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    Hey! While your hunting, see if you can find me the cool outfit in the upper right. I NEED that!!! Ohhh, man ...GROOOOOVY
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  26. torchmann
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    If you want some jeans you can highkick in checkout diamond gusset jeans, they are real and wont hobble your legs or split out, I like them for climbing ladders on construction
     
  27. 60'shotrod
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    Why does the man on the left have what appears to be large, yet flacid penis' for his collars, MMMM quite strange that!:D And oh those shoes are the SHIT, would make my short legs look OH SO LONG, Great!

    Nick.
     
  28. hombres ruin
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    Handles like a sports car with 83 olds suspension,thats funny.I have seen this car around san diego ,really guys its nothing special,sure it sits low but low aint everything,the interior is missing and the price is jacked way up for this.$40,000 can get you a ford 36 window restored on collector car trader on line,i would rather that then the merc.I love mercs but this aint right somehow,too much,too showy not alot of styling cues you would see on a classy custom merc,more shock value,get my face in a mag shit going on here.
     
  29. hombres ruin
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    The chuck norris jeans are real i ordered some when i was a kid and they came with a signed autograph of chuck as lone wolf mcquade.The add is from a martial arts mag from the 80s...you kick ass in these jeans,while driving your sports car handling ,low lying ,magazine hunting merc
     
  30. flynbrian48
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    I'm still trying to forget the shoes I wore in the '70's! I think I got married in some about like that, I was styl'n, man!

    The shirt collar DOES look like flaccid penis'!
     
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